case

put psych back on Netflix

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations

[Softboy @softboywin]

Missing the 2010s frozen yogurt boom like a bitch right now

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

god reveals secrets to me via numeric combinations in microsoft authenticator

[Pukicho @pukicho]

You don't know hurt like I do. Bug bite. Weeaally itchy.

[david @_elvishpresley_]

got kicked off Odysseus’s boat for saying “sooo THAT just happened” after every island

[Isaac @iTalkStudiosYT]

Fuck

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

It’s called broad daylight because women light up the world

[s! @palearab]

ive felt like this for the past month

[LizaMinnelliOutlives @LiZaOutlives]

Liza Minnelli has outlived Senator Lindsey Graham. He has gone to the big closet in the sky.

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This is more catastrophic for England than the witch doctor

[LBC @LBC]

"He's going to perform very good, you mark my words."

The Ghanaian witch doctor who put a curse on Harry Kane confirms it has been lifted.

@HenryRiley1 tries to recruit him to the England cause...

[liz @normalfunnygirl]

Who wants to get DRUNK in the SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA with me this Summer

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i think i'd get kicked off love island for trying to make the guys kiss too many times

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[sam prevot @s_prevot]

“carter hart has given up 4+ goals in all 5 SCF games, setting a record”

[يوسف زغبة @YoucefZag]

من ملعب البيسبول لفريق سان فرانسيسكو، اللعبة لم أفمهما لكن تحيا الجزائر 😁🇩🇿

[BrodyMK64 @BrodyMK64]

relevant again

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

THIS FIRES ME UP , THIS MAKES ME FEEL FUCKING EXCITED !!!!