Bryan Nutty

🇰🇪 Football Enthusiast, Chelsea Fan. I believe there’s more to a football game ⚽|

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

bro

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Matatu increased fares by almost 50% and we resilient Kenyans just went with it.

The Moi economic horrors I read in textbooks are now happening to me as an adult

[Nahashon Kimemia @NahashonKimemia]

US Presidents have 2 official residences: the White House & Camp David. In other words, 1 state house & 1 state lodge.

Currently, Ruto has about 15 official residences: 3 state houses & approx 12 state lodges. He wants to build another lodge in Meru.

Are Africans normal? 🤔

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If you earn 50k a month, it will take you 5,000 months of working without spending to have saved up to 250 million. That is 417 years of working to have money that a mere CEC of a County Government has lying around in his bedroom. We are killing the future of Kenya

[Edwin Nganyi @EdwinNgany]

When the giver becomes broke , the receiver says the giver did not plan his life well when he had money.

[Eric @amerix]

Kenya's cabinet secretary for health is asking for USD 20 million (KSh2.6 billion) to prepare for the first 100 Ebola cases.

Which Ebola cases? From where?

Ebola Billionaires.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

The cash was initially announced at Ksh 250 million. Now the figure has been adjusted to 65million. I love my country.

[Black @LilithBlack25]

Kenya is a clear example of how poverty is engineered and maintained

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

I always thought Sony WH 1000 XM5 had the best noise cancelation- until PSG changed my mind.

[Fotballandslaget @nff_landslag]

Norway is coming🇳🇴

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

KBC has secured free-to-air broadcast rights for the 2026 FIFA World Cup.

[James @MrJamesKe]

President of a third world country moving and spending like a first world president. As usual, the bill lands on the citizens. Awuor.

[433 @433]

Norway's World Cup team photo goes 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃 🥶🇳🇴

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Kibaki's era ukiingia nakumatt na thao🤭

[Vicky Junior Mukulima @Vickyjr]

Wanaweka 250M kwa nyumba while the city slowly transforms into a dump site.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

That County Chief Officer ni primitive tu. Look at the house he lives in while he steals 65 million daily. Sharp boys of this town know that once you steal 250 million, you first open a club in a high end estate. Customers is not a must, just have waiters and photographers for social media accounts.
Every day you just take 500,000 to the bank as sales. On weekends, you invite a popular DJ, a popular artist, a member of parliament who doubles as comedian and a popular tailor to the club. Pay them well.
Then Saturday and Monday you bank 7 million each as sales. Within a few months, you have your money in circulation. The club dies after a year and you open another one under a different name in a different location. You steal another 250 million, rinse and repeat.
Muluya naye anaficha ndani ya mattress!!! Kino Kii!

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Who would have known

The mighty Oluga would turn into a mutina
Sad times indeed

[Artifence @Artifence]

A guy books a bnb in kilimani. then goes and get a girl somewhere. he convinces the girl that house belongs to him. Then the guy brings his gold biz client. Then he tells the client, let me deposit this money, stay here with my wife, I will be back.
small girl with big God. hehe

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Arsenal is not humble. Have they ever won a Champions League?”

Even during the NBA Finals Josh Hart is letting everyone know what color London is

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

The country has no money to..,mama Lucy hakuna madawa yet a fat chief officer in Nairobi has 250 million in his house. When will we start burning these thieves on site? Majirani wake need to burn his ass alive!