NvrmnD

Chaotic Good

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

farting so loud at petsmart that the parakeets start acting up

[dev 2 @devy_nation]

she asked if ive seen the odyssey and I told her I odyssey them titties

[NvrmnD @NvrmnD___]

@settsgothgf @HalfBeastHeart The actual answer is @thecosmiccrisp and no other apple is even close!

[Blade ★ @Bladesterz]

nonbinary penis call that a thingaling

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

U call it substance abuse I call it my chemical romance

[Khalid @Khallidinho]

I’m not a perfect person but I make her hooba stank

[Groby @groby5000000]

Leg sweeping my son when he asks for uppies. Its a tough world bozo

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

break up with her on the fourth of july call that a declaration of independence

[:･ @jounilx]

on some shit jehova hasn’t witnessed

[breakfast @ouchowwie]

doing petplay with deer girlfriend. i just hit her with my car going 55 on a country backroad

[Sock’s father @sockmoments]

call me zac the way idk what the efron with me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

she bermuda on my bahama until I come on pretty mama

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

I’ve pooped in gas stations you wouldn’t even pee in

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

If I was named Jeff I’d constantly be saying things like “jeffinately” and “I jeffed up”

[ZoëGreenFan @ZoeFnaf]

trans dudes coming out be like “let me be frank”

[salute @saluteAUT]

lowkey the only ball some of you know is sack

[BOOP @Pettyyyboop]

I like to throw soy sauce at sad people. Kikkoman while he’s down.

[chance @chanceposts]

eating healthy the way her Whole is my Foods

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

If ur not drinking with me ur drinking against me