Nelson 🏴

Restitutor Orbis

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

演出现场见!
https://t.co/3aEqbt0cp5

[Torin @nirot_]

domination as a game mode has been a thing for over 20 years and people still dont get that its optimal to cap 2 flags and leave the other to trap them to win the game

[GP size 80 @guttapercha88]

When Malaysian Chinese dine at Chinese restaurants, we rarely call this ‘Kangkung belacan’ (參巴炒空心菜)

Instead we call this dish with a beautiful name for it — 馬來風光 (it literally means ‘Kemegahan Melayu’)

[gabri @theangelgabrii]

do you want the village or not

[Good Work @goodworkmb]

pulling a CRAZY RARE business card

[TASK the Ol’ Nerdy Bastard @UpToTASK]

Odysseus’ men eating Apollo’s cows knowing they’re going to die:

[𝐙 @ZCherAime]

Me to Odysseus during the last 30 mins of #TheOdyssey

[Jacksparrow @Madhan_070]

Odysseus and his gang on every island

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Bison have no lateral movement, hesi to the right & sidestep to the left. Hope the tourist is okay.

[Berita Harian @bharianmy]

Caruman LINDUNG 24 Jam PERKESO tidak lagi mandatori, berkuat kuasa serta-merta

#BHnasional Caruman sebanyak 0.75 peratus daripada gaji pekerja itu kini dilaksanakan secara sukarela - Fahmi

https://t.co/LbNfTXw5Nr

[Fendi #RobohKuilHaram @BendiTheBagak]

Bagi aku, Brunei nak join Malaysia once depa dah takde duit and their income from petroleum makin berkurangan. It should be anytime soon. Aku expect within 5-10 years.

Tapi korang nak ke handle 450k people of spoiled ppl? Rohingya pun tak mampu jaga.

[Aちゃんtgb・女ひとり旅 @A_chan_tgb]

関西空港にて
マレーシア人の女性が預け荷物15キロのところ19キロでオーバーしてて追加料金12000円払わなあかんところを私のピンクバックに4キロ入れることによって救済‼️これクスリとかもし入ってたら私捕まるやつ？！？！と思いながら😹私がいつか困った時誰かに助けてもらえるね🙏
#女ひとり旅 #関西空港

[Zach Yek @zachtheyek]

Malaysians have a word for politicians who switch parties: katak — frogs. 🐸

So I built the receipts.

Lompat — every party-hop in Malaysian politics since 1955, searchable. Type any name, get their full trajectory. The whole Sheraton cast is in here:

https://t.co/dh7I6VX6pc

[jerry @jerrrrrrryyyyy]

Huge sigh of relief when the name revealed wasn't Asian

[MastaMunsta @MunstaMasta]

Good morning

[txt onlineshop @txtdarionlshop]

ini lucu banget 😭😭😭

[۟ @JahGoated]

TURN THIS SHIT UP

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Level of delusion so intense it should qualify as diagnosed psychosis

[🇲🇾 Kewangan Graduan @kewangangraduan]

How much salary is actually left after surviving in SEA?

KUALA LUMPUR
RM3,167 / month
LEFTOVER: RM167
SAVINGS RATE: ~5%

SINGAPORE
S$5,500 / month
LEFTOVER: S$1,630
SAVINGS RATE: ~30%

BANGKOK
฿25,000 / month
LEFTOVER: ～฿3,000
SAVINGS RATE: ~12%