Micha 🇺🇸 🌊

Chef, mother of human child, mother of dragons*, queer social justice bard, would cut u for pizza| *parrots (she/her)

[Micha 🇺🇸 🌊 @nyara123]

A perfect child #parrots #ParrotOTD #birds

[Micha 🇺🇸 🌊 @nyara123]

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe to help with my bunny Iggy Hop's emergency vet bills. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. https://t.co/12O0mk0oDt

[🔻 🇰🇵National Juche 🟩☫🟥 🪂🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🇨🇳 @nationaljuche]

🇨🇳xiaohongshu📕
is now the #1 Free App in the 🇺🇸Apple App store
(you can download it, login with a Google account or U.S. phone #)

This is what I found just scrolling through it this morning:

[Aditya Sood @adityasood]

HE WAS IN THE AMAZON WITH MY MOM WHEN SHE WAS RESEARCHING SPIDERS RIGHT BEFORE SHE DIED

[Religious Exemption Accountability Project @REAP_LGBTQ]

So about those He Gets Us commercials… (🧵)

[Meredith @meredithlar]

Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

don't talk to me until i've had my papa johns garlic dipping sauce brew

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Making blue fin tuna sashimi from lego

📹 ilikehome_stopmotion
https://t.co/JmJXrZzCee

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

"You should never mock someone for mispronouncing something, because it means they learned it by reading," I say, after calling Malcolm X "Malcolm the Tenth".

[im on the ither sight @jon_snow_420]

while I was sick this week I read a series called The Anne Boleyn Cypher, about a modern girl who time travels to be anne boleyns BFF. it's by a woman called phillippa vincent Connolly and I read all four books just so I could give you all a fair review with no context missing

[Opening Arguments @openargs]

Let's begin with the recognition that African Americans today own roughly the same percentage of the national wealth as they did BEFORE THE CIVIL WAR. It's just 1.5 percent. /9

https://t.co/Hxq5DpcfhO

[Cute Blue💙OPEN COMMISSIONS💙 @CuteBlueUwU]

Retweet if you wish good fortune!🌈☁️

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

I have over 400 hours of experience playing Civilization V. Vladimir Putin should have known that when his national happiness fell below -20 he would start spawning random insurgents. Here’s what he should do next: 🧵(1/?)

[faw @fawwazanvilen]

so there's a species of parasites which doesn't have mitochondria, the *only* known multicellular animal to not have them, which means we don't know how they get their energy from

/AND/ they might've evolved from jellyfish cancers that became stable enough to be its own species

[Micha 🇺🇸 🌊 @nyara123]

Happy #conureday from Pippa, my ridiculous, hilarious, supermodel sunny girl.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Micha 🇺🇸 🌊 @nyara123]

@FeathersOz My supermodel sun conure gives that shade all the time 🤣

[Micha 🇺🇸 🌊 @nyara123]

Jahed Family: Help them stay together in safety! https://t.co/yBNfgflyA9