Rizzo

all brakes, no gas

[Rizzo @nyr_riz]

Francine’s delivery here and Rodger being so nonchalant kills me.

[The Dan The Man Show💥 @DanManShow]

if you see this tweet, quote it with your favorite American Dad scene

[Cowboy @MidwestCowboy7]

When you leave your autistic cousin in the backyard for 5 minutes

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ayo Edebiri wearing a “Do Not Talk To Me About AI, I Will Kill Myself” shirt.

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

Tongue fucking my camel toe ice cream on the bus to attract ladies and accidentally swallowing the entire stick at a speed bump

[KD @elitelife_kd]

Thought yall turned bruh into Wagyu 😭😭

[ᅠ @wfl0wrz]

coworker offered to give me a ride home today and this was literally the first song that played the moment i got into the car

[budlightlyman @budlightlyman]

this is who Butch Goring is talking about when he calls him “Mark Barzel.” totally different guy.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

For only $899, Bryce Harper will record a personalized message for an incoming high school freshman while trying to merge on the highway

[Eric Charles @E_CharlesNYR]

“Not looking for the best players, Craig. I’m looking for the right ones”

#NYR

[SAMENGO @samengo_ofc]

O cara que cria isso anda normalmente entre nós…

[Ettub @PowerAxeEnjoyer]

My miniatures drying after I prime them up

[Conner Burks @connerburks]

me getting back to class after having 9 touchdowns, 2 INTs, 7 sacks and 3 forced fumbles at recess

[The Art Of Dialogue @ArtOfDialogue_]

Usher unexpectedly spots Dave Chappelle in the crowd during his performance of “Nice & Slow” while on “The R&B Tour” with Chris Brown.

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

i’ve been laughing at this tiktok for years at this point, ut gets me everytime

[kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell]

hey man whatever gets you up that hill

[elijah @goodguybandaid]

Using ai to live out your nice guy power fantasy scenarios is unironically smthn bear would do

[AK🇦🇱 @yeoakx]

This has to be the gayest fit ive seen on the Timeline.

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

LMAO PDO

[Slick @NickStillHere]

I be shocked white women play like that knowing how white men be

[preternia @preterniadotcom]

SDCC 2026: McFarlane Toys DC Multiverse Gold Label Hal Jordan. Available through UCC Distributing booth # 5613.

San Diego Comic Con 2026 Exclusives Checklist - https://t.co/HWBYDZKzIl

[Jordan A. Hayles @MR_STiXX]

Put her on the 20