Boomshakalaka

I own a yoyo

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

Word Bank's economic indicators!
1. Real GDP per capita.
2. Personal and consumer income
3. Employment / nonfarm payrolls and unemployment rate
4. Industrial production
5. Gross Domestic Product (GDP).

John Mbadi's economic indicator.
1. Number of Coca Cola bottles Kenyans drink.

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

😂😂inafaa turevive hizi tweets za Junet Mohamed na tags za "we won't unlisten"

[LazooJ @Lazooj]

"That boy is alive,right?"

Kuwakumbushatu, why WANTAM is non negotiable.

[The regime has gone satanic @Nukta_]

Scrolling state house road on Google maps and people are very unserious 😂

[husseinkhalid @husskhalid]

Another death by police shooting.

According to the family, 21 years old Eric Muiruri Njoki was shot by police on Sunday, 9th August around 9pm in Githurai.

The family says Eric was at his job as a bouncer at Airport Lodge in Githurai 44. Around 8pm, Eric had a misunderstanding with his manager and the manager called police to arrest Eric.

When the police arrived, the family claims that Eric knelt as a sign of surrender but he was still shot in the chest three times and died on the spot.

[Certified Roadman @SteeNyamu]

Seeing how you are coming with this holier than thou attitude: quick reminder you voted yes for the finance bill.
The people haven't forgotten.

[Martha Karua @MarthaKarua]

If the youth are trusted to build the economy, pay the taxes, defend the country and carry its burdens, why should they not be trusted to lead it?

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Gladys Boss: We managed to double maize production in less than 2 years, from 34M bags to 67M bags by 2025
Sam Gituku: Not true
Gladys Boss: Yes, it is true. Those are the facts
Sam Gituku: It’s no
Gladys Boss: I didn’t come to argue with you…
DEPUTY SPEAKER GLADYS BOSS CLASHES WITH TV HOST SAM GITUKU OVER MAIZE PRODUCTION NUMBERS

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Next Year time kama hii tutakua tumesimamia presiding officers hivi 🤭🤭

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Us??? That was entirely on Ruto. Martha Karua SC has been shuttling to Uganda to represent him. The sins of Ruto cannot be visited upon us.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Kuwakumbusha tu. Investment yetu ya hate imebakisha 365 days itoe fruits.

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Police are tired of arresting Julius Kamau and have resorted to snatching his posters..Naisha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emmanuel Chege @chege_manu]

A president in kenya can earn roughly over 100 million in a 5 year term. Why would a person be allowed to spend 6 billion just to earn around slightly over 1.5 % of that in return

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Shouldn't this be at the museum hapo Lang'ata Road?

[Gen Z Initiative @genzinitiative]

#WANTAM #RutoMustGoToJail

[MaggieTheTherapist @MaggietheMezzo]

That's a MAJOR safety issue! HELLO?!?!

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

If action had been taken against Kenneth Kipkemboi early this year, he would not have been there to coordinate the crime and supply the gun that killed Dr. Victoria Mutiso. Bad decisions have a multiplier effect. When we complained about the guy, tuliambiwa ni siasa

[Fallacious Ipupa @fallaciousipupa]

The sentence after “Heh!” is what happens when event organizers don’t sell tickets in waves.

Kenyans buy things last minute, good luck booking venues and paying suppliers + service providers.

credits: @luhyaheat

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

This is what happens when people have the notion that the police and the government cannot be trusted to deliver justice.