Mark Matheson

Many tweets brought to you by alcohol. Any regrets felt by the author in 24 hours are solely the responsibility of that author and will not evoke an apology.

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@Hockeyant I feel the dumb decision was to not ban Steve Smith for life for his involvement in match fixing 🤔

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@The_V8_Chick @dsabar Hush your filthy pie hole

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar No, totally genuine typo that the partner thankfully picked up on review prior to presentation to the client <phew>

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar Interesting! Can you please provide a link to the pier-reviewed research supporting this assertion 🤔

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar The worst thing that could go wrong is that you’ve ignored Wife the Lovely

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

I’m never going to break the world record, but I’m happy I can still knock it out in around 60 seconds

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar You asked Twitter. You can’t be surprised that someone would reply with an alternate suggestion that isn’t blindly from an Apple fanboy

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar You mean kitty didn’t protect you? They’re probably about the same size 🤔

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar At least there’s one cool cat in your house 😎

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@SamScrappy Yeah, it’s a bloody good drop

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@SamScrappy Have a Speights for me 🙃

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

Pretty sure I’m not the only person who despises the new Twitter “For You” tab 🤬

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

A mighty kauri has fallen 🥲

[The New Zealand Team @TheNZTeam]

No-one ever exemplified the Olympic spirit of triumphing over adversity better than Sir Murray Halberg.

Rest in Peace Sir Murray 🖤

7 July 1933 - 30 November 2022

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@abcsport @T20WorldCup @CricketAus @matt_clinch Stop giving contracts to aging players and pick a team on form rather than selecting based on who is employed by Cricket Australia

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar More music toys, the cost of which you need to hide from Wife the Lovely?

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar If I can’t hear it from here, you need a new amp 😎

[Mark Matheson @nzrunner]

@dsabar I don’t even know what you’re referring to, but as they obviously mean something to you I’ll just nod and say OK