OahuBob

I'm here to chew ass and kick bubble gum, and I'm all out of bubble gum... oh... wait.. um... nevermind...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@SecScottBessent @usmint Is the coin legal tender? If so, you just decided to blatantly violate Federal law, specifically the Thayer Amendment of 1866 (codified under Title 31 of the United States Code) which outlaws living person's from being depicted on US currency?

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@Proud_CA @RpsAgainstTrump @grok So they literally just turn the graph upside down when they show it to him...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@EricIdle Oh... that's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-d....

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@davidbroadley @EricIdle You moronically state that stumps are appearing from retreating ice. Why, if the earth is cooler, is the fucking ice retreating?

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@davidbroadley @EricIdle I clearly have more education than you, have studied the field extensively, and have practical experience. All data, from peer-review to lived experience, shows the world is heating. 1/2

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@davidbroadley @EricIdle Hi David. Can I call you David? 'cause I want to call you a fucking moron, but I don't know if you perhaps snacked on lead paint chips as a boy or suffered a recent severe head trauma, so I will refrain and call you David...
Actual scientist here. The planet is fucking hotter now

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@mjfree I think that's called leukemia...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@AuntCunt Im too busy trying to figure out if he wethimself, the hallway, and the floor below...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@Angry_Staffer This is the equivalent of trying to beat someone up for their lunch money and instead you wind up paying for their mortgage and giving yourself a swirly to boot...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@SundaeDivine @SarahLongwell25 To his credit, he had decent enunciation while gargling Trump's nuts...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@DOWResponse @SecWar Are the reps in the room with us? Because I don't know what those were, but they weren't reps...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@laurenboebert You were jerking off a date during a matinee while kids were present...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@DecodingFoxNews Oh sure, blame FoxNews when they finally call in an expert on closeted politicos... and Lindsey Graham wasn't available...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@KenPaxtonTX You were impeached by your OWN party, committed securities fraud, cheated on your wife, and freed a convicted pedophile...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@theliamnissan Welp, that just killed my appetite harder than my Ozempic...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@JoJoFromJerz ...diseased scrotum...

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@Jay_FrickinLynn You want a mildly unattractive chiropractor?

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@JoeyD00123 @RachieRach429 ... so did I and was like "that is very specific..."

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@gtconway3d @RadioFreeTom <meanwhile, at Mar-a-lago...>

[OahuBob @oahu_bob]

@AdamKinzinger What with the neckgina and the penile forehead now, it really does explain why everything in-between is so fucked...