obese sphinx appreciator

"Have you ever seen Hearts of Darkness? It was way better than Apocalypse Now!"

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

Tim Curry and Dolly Parton back to back

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

Eating Soup with a FORK Mukbang ASMR (Emotional) [4K]

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

yeah gasoline prices are sky high and cabbage costs $30 but you know what else is high? knowledge.

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

calling Greg Abbott “Zoom Zoom” like in the Mazda commercials

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

going down on her untrimmed without making her cum call that edging the lawn

[Snooby @DoBiddley1]

I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

Please help send beans

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

Not a single good barbacoa spot in Tokyo tf

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

How can that be profitable for The Coca Cola Company?

[mau @rllydu]

you’ve heard of irish goodbye. now say hello to mexican goodbye (standing outside after saying goodbye and talking for another 30 minutes while your car is running)

[araña @xanathgum]

Houston 2

[wint @dril]

Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions

[VILL @uncle_vill]

@creepydotorg

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

just put up the most pathetic beer count at the family wedding I feel like playoffs Harden

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

what if i’m autistic and my special interest is drinking alcohol

[obese sphinx appreciator @obese_sphinx]

Price is Right but instead of a vacation to the Caribbean it’s an all inclusive resort stay at Flavortown