obscure_partridge

Dedicated to the more obscure Alan Partridge quotes. Not my words, the words of various Authors.

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

I’m sorry, I have sinned. I’ve stood on the pavement with other men and slow hand clapped as I watched a woman try to parallel park, and that’s wrong. I think if I saw the same thing happen today I would just, you know, shout out instructions. #AlanPartridge #ThisTime #TTWAP

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

You can’t live a David Gandy lifestyle on a Mahatma Gandhi budget

[Alexander D @alexanderdack]

A single guy living in a static while building a house? Sounds familiar… #granddesigns

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

That is a recognised shooting stance #ThisTimeWithAlanPartridge

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Let me tell you something about the Titanic: people forget that on the Titanic’s maiden voyage there were over 1000 miles of uneventful, very pleasurable cruising before it hit the iceberg #Titanic

[Alan Partridge Fan Festival @APFanFestival]

@apartridgeqotd @FansOfPartridge @obscurepartridg @PartridgeIdeas

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Too good not to share #coronavirus #Covid_19 #CoronaOutbreak

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Straight away you've got them by the jaffas.

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Quick tip for yourself: if you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say "My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said 'I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.'

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Whether you’re a heart surgeon making vital incisions, or just Dave Bloggs queuing for a rail ticket behind a man who’s buying a travel pass which involves photographs, scissors, forms being filled in, and his access won’t swipe. Stress like this just won’t go away. #stress #tfl

[Harlequins 🃏 @Harlequins]

🐴 Our @bathrugby preview with @JoeMarler took an unexpected turn...

🏆 Join us for @ChampionsCup rugby at The Stoop on Saturday - tickets and hospitality: https://t.co/KJc7HQb4Yx

#COYQ

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Out in force in the clubhouse after the local rugby match @JeansAndSheux

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

It’s a dead tie between Oliver Cromwell and Horatio Nelson, exactly what I predicted. Why do I bother? That’s rhetorical by the way, please don’t text in. I know why I bother.

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

I began to hallucinate during the traffic report and jumped in to a bank of monitors to avoid a motorbike

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

Dan’s a fantastic man, he really is

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

@danhett I met Tony Robinson once at Ten Years of Time Team. Lovely fellow…although i don’t like his politics. #AlanPartridge

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

I met Tony Robinson once at Ten Years of Time Team. Lovely fellow…although i don’t like his politics. #AlanPartridge #TommyRobinson

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

It’s the Bank Holliday weekend. What ya doing? Who’s with ya? #BankHolidayWeekend

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

You’re never going to meet him Lynn

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

Who’s the worst?

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

I will be the first to hold my hands up and say in the past, circa 1983, I developed a robust dislike for the gay community, but that was before I met Dale Winton. And I realised I had absolutely nothing to worry about.

[obscure_partridge @obscurepartridg]

This country! #alanpartridge

[Jeremy Vine | Here, on Tiktok, Insta & Facebook @theJeremyVine]

Horrendous. No words.