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excommunicated apostate - writer - puppeteer - fixer - host & producer of @rewritemedaddy -

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Had a ton of fun making this #parkour video with my friend. We ran the course like 12 times for this. I'm happy I had the endurance!

[Power to the People ☭🕊 @ProudSocialist]

Another warehouse fire has broken out this time in Compton, California. This is the 7th warehouse fire in the past week alone. 🔥

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@Austin_Police Damn, are you one of the brave 300 that stood by at Uvalde?

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@RealAlienHybrid @NASA 🤡

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@nxt888 I mean... They definitely want the oil

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@oodhamboi In my experience, they don't actually care

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The Abrahamic god commands this. If you don't like it, which you shouldn't, you should rethink your relationship to Abrahamic religions.

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

An Israeli soldier films himself blowing up a Palestinian building as a "gift" to his wife, citing the biblical call to "wipe off the memory of Amalek.

He filming his own war crimes as a romantic gesture is not a rogue actor-he is the ideal citizen of apartheid state

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@OunkaOnX 1 Samuel 15:3 "[A]ttack Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and do not spare them. But kill both man and woman infant and nursing child, ox and sheep, camel and donkey."

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@OunkaOnX in the land which the Lord your God is giving you to possess as an inheritance, that you will blot out the remembrance of Amalek from under heaven"

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@GregAbbott_TX The losers at the Alamo were foreigners who came here to keep slaves. Great heroes 🥴

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@Austin_Police Nobody cares

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@WillieBeakman @A_M_R_M1 Freak

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I've got so many siblings my siblings have siblings. (We are a dense web of divorces)

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@RobbBeaux @FreedomNoTerror Now do it where Nazis are cheating off of America

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Does Red Bull count as a supplement?

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My wife and I were watching The Mummy and she spent the whole time pointing out the ways I'm like O'Connell, so I'm feeling pretty good.

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@daustinsanders Wow, must be bad if the wet noodle, LEO cuck Kirk Watson has something to say.

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify family.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Mother called local police to file a report—but even they couldn't find out he was in ICE custody until 6 days later.

It's especially worrying because the 15-year-old boy reportedly functions "like a 4-year-old child" due to his autism.

He is currently still detained at the detention center in Houston, Texas. #DemsUnited

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I bring a certain 'this whole project is a waste of time' energy to problem solving that people don't appreciate.

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My wife and I have this fun little game where one of us suggests getting Red Bull it's staying up all night together and then the one who suggested it falls asleep at 10:00 and the other one stays up till 3:00