Decoy Dan

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@anticautionist Showing up at somebody’s house unannounced asking for wine and baked ziti on the spot is such a crazy thing to do he was like the modern day reverse jesus lmao

[пролетарий над гнездом кукушки @grokandballtor]

БУРЖУИ ПИДОРАСЫ ДАЙТЕ МНЕ УЖЕ РАБОТУ!!!

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@G27Status I’ve been playing skyrim since 2012 and legit just discovered bolar’s oathblade on my most recent playthrough, i seriously thought i had found pretty much every unique item/weapon the game had to offer but it never ceases to amaze me

[Sponge ! @SussedSponge]

"no one is coming to save you" this isn't true. sponge bob will save you. he is kind and patient with love and burger

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@GregHeffley2011 The clit is painted the same as the wallpaper and its eyes follow me and blink when i walk by with my flashlight

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@AlexGold Maybe if devonta smith absorbed xavier worthy they’d combine to become the size of an actual nfl player

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

#TheGunnHasJammed

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

James Gunn and Peter Safran will no longer run DC Studios.

Jeremy Latcham, who previously served as a producer at Marvel Studios, is taking over DC.

(Source: https://t.co/hpjOIGUTvx)

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@lianbzz He’s black now too somehow

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@ArrowheadLive He’s in his 30s, he OBLITERATED his knee, last training video i saw he had an obvious hitch in his stride running with no pads. He isn’t twitchy anymore and he’s extra fragile now. Plus he’s a child beater

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

Xavier worthy be like lemme do a 16 step change of direction

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@Bubbly_Ghost @CoffeeeeeCupppp Dude i couldn’t believe he didn’t at least have a house or a line of dialogue with rorik or the innkeeper or SOMETHING

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@highelven Genuinely one of my biggest issues with the dialogue in this game is that farkas replies “nah of course not, only the advanced high ranking companions get that don’t even worry about it :)” and then like one fetch quest later they go congrats we’re making you a werewolf

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@auteurhouse PTA is ridiculously, criminally low

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@BletteD83 @Shauncore Bengals pats chargers raiders all very winnable depending on how lucid andy reid is feeling that week, i know we were hella fake to start the season but as long as mahomes stays healthy i think we still win 11-12 games

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@golfafter60 @kclairerogers Holy fuck please die

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@BletteD83 @Shauncore Oh yeah they’re approaching the brutal stretch of the jets falcons and cardinals

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@storylinefever Hotdogification

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@Srirachachau I was the longshoreman that used to be responsible for hooking and ferrying the bloated corpses out of the reflecting pool, this administration has cost me my career!!!

[Decoy Dan @oceancreeture]

@HitStickHicks He’s the weakest receiver at the catch point i’ve ever seen, the second somebody touches him he crumbles into dust