Ocholla.

Cars x Rhumba...
Chelsea

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Men, sometimes I genuinely sympathise with MPs and politicians because the financial pressure around them is insane. Give an MP Ksh. 500,000 today and it may not survive ten minutes once funerals, harambees, school fees, medical bills and endless personal requests start coming in.

By the time they wake up, some lazy people are already at the gate expecting breakfast, lunch, supper and transport money, while the usual chokoraas and joyriders trail them everywhere like dogs waiting for handouts.

Unless an MP has a serious, sustainable business or another sharp source of income, things are very bad out here. Politics may look glamorous from a distance, but maintaining that lifestyle can swallow money faster than people imagine.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

All the 48 laws of power:

[Clinch 7 @ClinchRMCF]

The Camera man deserves a pay rise 😭he cooked here https://t.co/XOeauJNPpX

[Duke Laston 🇰🇪 @dklaston]

2009 Audi A6 2.0 TDI Manual.
2000cc Turbo diesel paired to a 6 speed manual transmission. Original paint. In good condition cosmetically (8/10).
Asking 1.35M (ONO)

0727526576

[Hood lord @hoodlord_6]

My first home at 21🎉

I finished this project in 3months☺️
Thank you God❤️‍🩹🥳

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

If you enjoy crime documentaries, watch the life and times of Philadelphia crime boss skinny Joey Merlino.

[Vin @muitunguvincent]

@dklaston There is a show on Netflix, called The Inside Man, played by Stanley Tucci it somehow resembles the actions of this major against the wife especially a cryptic phrase he uses to explain why "if you really love someone, never come home early"

[2wavy @D___Kaiser]

Who's gonna tell him?😭

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Sijawahi elewa haraka ya watu wa nduthi

[kijana ya Manchester🧢 @dropdalot]

"Pia mimi niko poa kung'ang'ana tu"

[Thato01 @Thato_Reekae]

Gents what’s stressing you.?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

The smell of this drug

[Joan Reals @joan_reals]

Nikiwa kwa akina ndoa a few years ago vs me bado nikiwa kwa kina ndoa😂. And YES same marriage.
I didn't run away when it got damn dark. And for those who know him , it's good to note that
" i didn't corrupt myself with good food from the king"
(Daniel 1.18)
Sometimes you both can win.
In two years so much can change .
Keep that hustle on .

[Pamoja Road Safety ⛑️ @CFCJoes]

Drama as EACC officers arrest 3 traffic police officers in Naivasha for allegedly collecting bribes.

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

National Museums begins process to build Ksh30 million Raila Odinga Mausoleum in Siaya

[Vincent 🇰🇪🇰🇪🇰🇪 @VinceChepkwony]

Salgaa police check must be the most lucrative of all.
A small police post has 13 officers on the road, you wonder who has been left at the station.

[Ocholla. @ocholla_7]

@amerix @TwoRightHands , good morning 🌄.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Badala mwanaume ununue demio. Ni heri ununue nduthi nane. Upatie watu wa boda. Kila mtu anakuletea 400 per day. Thats 2800kes

Per week utakua na 2800 x 7= 19,600kes

Per month- 79,000kes

Per year- 940,000kes

Save iyo pesa for two years- 1.8M

Then buy a Honda CR-V

Akili nanii

[Ocholla. @ocholla_7]

@brokensuit44 That distance is cool until a Rongai truck with a trailer tailgate you from behind because you are slow 😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

About 86% of all banknotes in circulation are Sh1000 notes according to latest CBK data

So far Sh1000 notes in circulation are worth Sh335 billion as of Dec 2025

Other denominations
Sh500: Sh16 billion (4.3%)
Sh100: Sh17 billion (4.5%)
Sh200: Sh13 billion (3.4%)
Sh50: Sh6.6 billion (1.8%)