Chester Ockenballs

Honourable cunt and Tory hating cockwomble. Lover of beers, beats, magic powders, old skool wrasslin, PS4 gaming and staying clear of broken dolls!

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@NUFC360 To be fair, Tonali was largely dogshit last season, so if a fake top six club wants to spend £100m, then take it. Problem is, what's the plan, beyond asset stripping the club again???

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@premierleague @NUFC Obviously a fan of this lot..........?

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@cluedont Neither would have He-peth-eth Hep-eth-eth Chris Waddle......

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@AB84 Horseshit alert!! NARNIA, next........

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@cluedont Fuck All Fascist Orangutans?

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@cluedont Will look great at the Mexican drug cartels Christmas party.........

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@TheMartianEdger @BenVerlander You're the embodiment of what MLB stands for..........Major League Bellend!!

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@alexydude9 @PWCentel Aside from him being a racist, a narcissist that wouldn't put anyone over but himself, cheating on his wife, treating his daughter and women in general like shit, being a scab, being a pathological liar, being a Vince stooge, being a Donny stooge. Do you want me to go on.........

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@cluedont Andorra is a principality and Stevenage beat Newcastle United 3-1 in the FA Cup in 2011. Make of that what you will......

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@AlfredOlivia2 @BoyensJC @RaidersBeat Oh, so he picked Cam Miller then.......?🙄

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@StephenPNew Love the sentiment, but good luck in showing the rubes and the gun nuts exactly what they've enacted here.......
Enjoy your second Civil War, which is only slightly better than WW3 for the rest of us 'observers' worldwide await with bottles of Ambre Solaire Atom Tan Factor 5000.

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If there was a Twitter 2025 wrapped it should just be this. https://t.co/Y2jzEV9mWe

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@easymarks @EBischoff Yeah, and don't forget that new all night gas station that just opened down the road.........

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@cluedont To be fair though, he is a bit of a fucking hazard to health and safety........

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@NoContextBrits A coronary..........

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@Chandrathan @GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette Oh.......and it's fucking free beyond your podcast providers charge! So quit whining!! I hope this clears up any confusion you may be having?

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@Chandrathan @GreatBrianLast @TheJimCornette Brian addressed the Drive Thru thing. But......can you not just allow a guy to enjoy his fucking birthday without being needy? Someone else has signposted plenty of Omnibus content in between...beyond that, dunno what else to tell ya fella??

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@DiedSuddenlyNws @elonmusk With all those built in Merica guns.......

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@cluedont Who farted.......??

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@ryansatin The Drewzilling Shits