ugh ™

... donate if you can Oconee Regional Humane Society

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

lady at the grocery store looked at the cereal on the top shelf and then looked at me and im like use your words shorty

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

@fightgeek very cool!!!

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

@A_AronKing you’d love oliver burkeman-
antidote and or four thousand weeks

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

@Cndmade #4 ❤️

[Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric]

Ok hear me out.

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Modern cars 🤣

[Little Miss Sunshine @Troubled_Girlz]

I want Morgan Freeman to narrate me stabbing you

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

@dontstartmeup ummm casino royale only because of the eva plot

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Wanted: Looking for a married woman who has been recently cheated on, mad and scorned, and is willing to sell her hubby’s tools cheap.

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

I don’t care how many pronouns your bio contains, I’m still not participating in your mental illness.

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

i credit my good luck to never having thrown away a twist-tie

[Stu, For Real @StuForReal]

Sorry i'm late i took the path of most resistance

[Bigfish @Bigfish1960]

@NotKennyRogers In case you missed this one. Awesome.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Go towards the light, fuckface

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

her: *crying* should something happen to me, promise you’ll live a happy and

me: *interrupting* ok

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

just say king henry viii wouldn’t have done that and just walk away

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

When my wife sends me to the supermarket to get cucumbers, I also buy Vaseline so the cashier doesn’t think that I’m a vegan.

[Introvert Problems @IntrovertProbss]

I hate when people ask me, “Why are you so quiet?” I’m quiet because that’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” That would be rude

[ugh ™ @oconeebuildr]

@que_sera_serahh unfortunately 😡🤣

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland