The J Abides

I own a rug. It pulls my room together. Dokiwala.

[The J Abides @odayja]

@shytaylaa Hi

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@realkennlilynn Hi

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@dakotarosenx Yes

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@Lucylurkss Hi

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@limebike are y’all still in Provo Utah? I haven’t seen any of your scooters available here for a couple of weeks.

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@_LimeAID The app isn’t showing any scooters at all in the Provo UT area. What’s going on?

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@murffyslurtz This is the truth. There used to be several. It was glorious.

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Happy Picard Day Everybody!! #StarTrek

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I have had “Skater Boi” running though my head all morning. I’ve never listened to the song once. This is the bad world.

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@MissBingleyJ @wordofgreen This is the only correct answer. Riker is incidental.

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@mattyglesias @SpikesBeard

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SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

You will enjoy season 6 of #TheExpanse TV show.

[Julie Roginsky @julieroginsky]

I get it now. Ted and Heidi Cruz wanted their children to be safe, to have basic sanitary services like heat and running water, to leave behind a third-world apocalyptic nightmare for a safer place. Like so many parents before them, they decided to cross the Mexican border.

[The J Abides @odayja]

This. This is a thing we can fix. https://t.co/w5MnaqQA7T

[James S.A. Corey @JamesSACorey]

I dunno. Where do regular Mormons come from?

[courtney @courtneyofnine]

everyone from high school/college is like "i'm getting married/having a baby/joining a pyramid scheme" and i'm like that's great i'm watching star trek

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@hellarexy Oh no. I don’t know how to live with this. Nopetynopetynopetynope

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@ChancellorSRA @BYU This hit way too close.

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Shelley Duvall is a true original. https://t.co/6uApeQRJDm

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@etanthomas36 Third Grade, Ms Jackson. The one teacher that I can say with absolute certainty loved me.