Stephanie Holiday

look I don’t know I just work here. she/her

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

He sounds like a guy yelling at random people on 34th Street with a karaoke speaker

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

I hope she doesn't sit for a single interview with a major network. She and Tim Walz should go on Hot Ones and call it a day. She can eat all the fire wings, and he can just try not to lapse into a coma

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

The fact that Joanne hasn't opened her big trap to talk about Imane in THREE DAYS tells me that she's GOT to know she could be in serious legal trouble, and I think that's so beautiful

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

Dad for VP #TimWalz

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

Renowned photojournalist and White House photographer “no longer exists” on Twitter after posting an AP picture of Donald Trump

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

that harry potter wand store but it’s bed pillows 😴

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

Snow White didn’t have naturally cherry red lips that bitch was just super dehydrated.

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

@Psyopus makes me feel like I’m being skull-fucked by fractals

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

My current life goal is “I don’t want to care about anything except moss”

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"women aren't learning to cook their grandmothers' family recipes" sir my grandmother knew 9 different ways to serve cold shrimp in unflavoured jello, her family recipes should be sealed away in the undersea lightning cage they used to contain the Titans in Disney's Hercules

[Seán C @TheSonicScrew]

Another Simpsons prediction, naturally

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

Humans could scream before they could talk

That is science and also my mood

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

@trevorcumbo @LizerReal @awhalefact may be able to help tbh

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

My toxic trait is applauding carnivorous behavior in herbivorous ruminants

[Sprout 👁️👄👁️ @sprootstoots]

It is a huge burden to be this loved

[Stephanie Holiday @odd_holiday_]

@wonderofscience Shoebill storks are mostly silent unless they’re making “machine gun fire in Jurassic Park” noises. Understood.