Kirikou

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups.

[Kirikou @odngkr]

"If you ain't busy living, you are out there busy dying."

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

This conversation completely went off the rails 😂

🎙️ Full episode now on my YouTube channel.

#WhatNowPodcast #TrevorNoah #MehdiHasan

[B/R Football @brfootball]

The big names go fishing 🎣

[See Me Yawn🥱 @ofubwa]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

SUI BIH last 10 minutes

[Nasty African Girl @SunBirdZAKH]

africa is a country 😭

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

I may have had too much fun picking on @Trevornoah on his brilliant podcast 😂👇🏽#sorrynotsorry

[Iranian Force @MrImranPk]

Palestine didn’t “fail to qualify” for the World Cup.

Israel literally killed everyone on the team.

[mert+ @mertpostif]

Bunların hayvanlığı bizden çok ilerde otomatik çeviri sağolsun sayesinde görüyoz her şeyi

[Ibrahim Ssemujju Nganda @SsemujjuIN]

I want to welcome back my brother @EriasLukwago from @mkainerugaba captivity. I missed his court appearance yesterday because I was travelling to Mecca. Allah will intervene in these matters like He has done before. Late Hajji Aziizi Kasujja was detained by Idi Amin in Mbuya military barracks. Kasujja's friends in the military told him, he was safer in prison. Can you imagine we are happy that Lukwago is in Luzira and not with Muhoozi!

[Center for Constitutional Governance (CCG) @ccgea1]

Members of @ug_lawsociety , led by the Vice President @AsiimweAnthony2 , have matched to DPP offices over the abduction and detention of Erias Lukwago. An attack on an Advocate is an attack on the entire Bar and the rule of Law. #RadicalNewBar
#FreeAllPoliticalPrisoners

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[Fran @frabigol]

Ivan Perišić en 2018 tenía 36 años, en 2022 tenía 36 años y ahora en 2026 tiene 36 años. Está atrapado en un bucle de espacio tiempo y únicamente envejece cuando hay fecha FIFA.

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

You’d think it was Iran that bombed them

[Dr. Mood @Dr_MoodX]

Never trust someone who needs an entire squad to target one person.
If you have to rally an army just to hate, you've already exposed your weakness.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

The fucking community note 😭

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Qatar vs Football:

90 Minutes Too Many
6 Goals Conceded
2 Red Cards
0 Big Chances

[Sewe Saldanha @SeweS_]

A Kenyan out there has been running a community based esophageal cancer screening program across Bomet, Kisii, Kericho, and HBay, posting borderline miraculous impacts while receiving global rave reviews lakini you'll never hear of him juu media is fixated on our politicians.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

Loud boos here from the fans at BC Place as the match is interrupted for the FIFA-mandated hydration break... at this indoor stadium. With the roof closed.

This is literally the only thing that has been able to drop the energy in the building. Brutal.

[Brayo🇺🇬 @Ntalebrian22]

If the algorithm ever brings this to your timeline, say a short prayer for Tabz.

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