Odoba Jonathan jnr

An ardent believer of the God of the bible |Civil Engineer | Enjoy Problem solving | good sense of humor | Believe in common sense | Finance|

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

The fact that this tweet is still up with the level of intelligence available to you, shows either there’s an agenda or you’re not competent for the position you occupy, in any case you shouldn’t be a spokesperson.

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

This VDM needs to face the weight of the law for being the conveyor and disseminator of a fake audio of President Tinubu. This is a clear case of an egregious abuse of the social media platform.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

SS2 writing this incoherently….damn

[Shock Absorber 🇫🇷⚡️🔌💡 @pappyhurshh]

Yeah,found the letter! Una think say I dey lie?😂

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

Nobody should be this close to an active digger, the engineer has no hi-vis, the interviewer is on slippers, such recklessness at place with so much hazards. Damn

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

Make una stop to smoke una no go hear. 😂😂😂😂

[𝐀𝐬𝐚𝐤𝐲𝐆𝐑𝐍 @AsakyGRN]

“$1 million can buy you a house in America. £1 million can buy you a house in the UK. 1 million rands can buy you a house in South Africa. ₦1 million can’t rent you a place in Nigeria. I hope you guys understand how cooked Nigeria is?”

— Man laments.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

Nigeria and site safety are two parallels. Nobody on that site had adequate PPE, those that managed to have some on word it for aesthetics.

[ThatOjoBoy @ThatOjoBoy]

Obi Cubana is racing against time — just few weeks to go! ⏳🔥 Before April 12th

All eyes are on the finishing touches of Cubana Millennium City, Asaba… the soon-to-be Jewel on the Niger. 👏

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

@channelstv Dear @channelstv if the sentences run concurrently then it means he’ll spend only 8 years in prison. Your news will hold water if the judge says he should serve the sentences consecutively

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

1. The hospital you’re working for was it built by the government or a bishop?
2. The probability for you to be president is closer to zero than 1.
3. For your friend to become president, they’d have to cut you off. Your mentality is poor.

[FinestDoveTruth @FinestDoveTruth]

The hospital I’m working at in this UK is not as big as this.

It has 10,000 staffs and it serves 1.1million people in its locality.

Imagine this place is a hospital, where you can employ 10k medical and non-medical practitioners, and you can look after 1million people in that state.

It will be huge!

If I ever become the president of Nigeria or my friend becomes one, I will push for there not to be new religious building for 50years.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

This is why you should not take people’s word for it:

[Duru Bond @Bond_not_james]

Also this constant praise of Alex Otti shows you many of these people are mere sheep with no mind of their own.

There are 4 main criteria to judge a governor.

1. IGR growth
2. Infrastructure delivery
3. Fiscal Discipline
4. Economic Impact ( Investment attracted, jobs created etc)

If you run this criteria through any AI chatbot, Alex Otti will not enter top 5.

Sanwo olu
Peter Mbah
Soludo
Seyi Makinde
Umo Eno

Will all rank above him.

But the fact that many of them keep singing his praises like he has done anything extraordinary clearly shows they have absolutely no idea how a government is run, and are just semi-illiterate adult babies ranting off vibes.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

Picked up a lady (married), she was on call with her husband, told him she was going to a girls’ night out, telling the man how decent she was dressed, even tried to put him on video call. Dropped her at a hotel, and a big bellied man hugged her and called her baby 😂

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Have you ever driven Bolt, Uber, Cab or danfo?

Do you have a story that’s unbelievable? Share abeg 🙏

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

@Bond_not_james Maybe you should also add that minimum earning wage in Canada is over 18,000 and hour. Yes petrol should be cheaper in Nigeria or you raise the minimum wage.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

So who get apple no sabi wear airpods 😂😂😂😂

[Mohammed Jammal @whitenigerian]

How old were you when you found out this is how to wear EarPods?

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

There’s no profession called Building engineer, you’re either a builder or a civil engineer😒

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

A wife share how she surprised her husband, who is a building engineer, by gifting him a brand new concrete mixer🥹♥️

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

NNPCL spent 2.9 billion on incorporation and legal transition. Defend this. You’d come here to make people asking questions look stupid. Defending rubbish

[Thεό Abu @TheoAbuAgada]

Illiterates like this will come online, rile people up with things they have absolutely no idea about, and gullible people keep falling for them every damn time.

In 1997, the BBC redesigned their logo to what it is today at a cost of $1.8 million.

If you know what branding is, you wouldn’t be saying this.

Changing a logo requires that everything about the company changes, and such a transition requires money to carry out.

NNPCL has countless outlets, including over 10,000 trucks that have their logo on them. Just imagine how much it will cost to redesign the trucks to the new brand name.

If ₦5 billion was spent, Nnamdi, it wouldn’t be just on the addition of an “L” to the NNPC.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

Some takes are baffling. Do democratic elections hold in the Vatican? The head of the Vatican is first a spiritual leader whose conclave is made up of men that have priestly ordinance. If you’re catholic take it up with your priest, if you’re not sit it out.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

Please you can’t type in tongues….

The purpose of tongues is to edify yourself and communicate to God directly.

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

If your belly is your god, you will swallow your words repeatedly and appear stupid in front of the whole world.

[Julius J. Adebayo @HeIsJayjam]

DELIVERED: Aljazeera premieres Presidential Spokesperson, @BwalaDaniel, HEAD-2-HEAD interview with @mehdirhasan

Watch the thrilling encounter

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

You’ll think burglary proofs are normal until you go somewhere sane

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

The Landlord should win this case with god legal representation because a breach in the contract had occurred. He can even sue for breach and damages

[Remi @Miss_Oluremi]

A Landlord wanted to sell his house because he was relocating, his tenant showed interest. They both verbally agreed on 55m, the tenant deposited 5m Naira, with the agreement that he would pay the balance subsequently. All verbal.

Landlord travelled and handed over to his agent, months passed, and the tenant didn’t make more payments. A year passed, he didn’t pay his rent or pay for the house in full. 2 years 3years has passed no full payment no rent payment.

The landlord decided he would sell the house to another buyer, the value of the house too has increased from 55m to 100m. Landlord said the tenant should pack out of the house while his 5m Naira covers for the rent unpaid.

Tenant refused, that they already have an agreement, and that he won’t pay the new market price or the rent, because he already deposited.

Tenant has now sued landlord to court.

Who do you think has a higher chance of winning?

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

If you’re asked to come and defend what you’ve tweeted. You’ll scream oppression. Tweeting as many rubbish as possible for engagement.

[Ada is a girl💗 @faveda12]

Can we talk about the fact that Fela Kuti infected his wives with HIV/AIDS?

[Odoba Jonathan jnr @odobajnr]

What is this nonsense? Sometimes it is better not to soak please….

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

“I met an elderly man who believes that dating is r@pe, instantly i understand what he was saying”.

- Lady Says.