Samson Olamide

Calm and gentle |||
Celestial Member |||

[River Page @river_is_nice]

They’d never get away with this shit if Joan Rivers were still alive

[𝙱𝙾𝙱𝙾 @bobotooq]

Me changing my graveyard because they put me next to a Gay 🏳️‍🌈😭

[Kay💧 @Kaypoisson1]

Duality of Man

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

Inside danfo this morning, the bus fare was 800 Naira. The woman beside me stretched 700 Naira to the conductor who rejected it immediately with “e gba owo yin pada jare. 800 ni moto”.

The woman replied “na 700 I get my brother, no vex, my uncle”

He didn’t let her land as he had already shifted attention to other passengers. He still replied “mama, mio gbo pa. E fun mi ni 800 mi. Eyin le nra epo si moto fun mi ni?”

The woman kept begging, he also insisted on his full 800 naira while insulting her. The insults were getting to me and since I already gave him 1k and my 200 Naira change was with him, I said “condor, remove her remaining 100 Naira from my change, give me 100”.

The woman looked at me with bad left eye reading “talo ran werey eleyi nise”. She didn’t even let me read meaning to her eyes finish before she shouted “uncle, don’t pay for me. I didn’t ask for your money. Because of 100 Naira, he has insulted me enough and you still want to pay him. Didn’t you hear all the insults? Lai lai. If he can’t accept abeg, he should getaway”.

I looked at the condor, “alaye, 200 naira mi da?” He gave me my money and requested that 700 naira from her. She said “never. Upon all the insults wey you give me? If I pay you 700 after those insults, make I die”.

The conductor started shouting and ready to drag her down at the next bus stop but he no fit. She said that the insults have reduced the money to 500 Naira and she stretched the 500 to him. I was just laughing. I have never seen monetized insults before.

Another passenger now added that what if the conductor start praying for her, will he get his money back? She said “Yes, he should work for his balance”.

I swear, this guy prayed for her from Anthony to Onipanu to collect his 200 Naira.

[Milan Argentina 🇦🇷 @MilanArg__]

Marco Van Basten, Roberto Donadoni, Demetrio Albertini, Massimo Ambrosini y Alessandro Costacurta cargando el féretro de Franco Baresi en su último adiós.

Un gran acto de amor y respeto para el que fue su Capitano durante tantos años. ❤️🖤

[Kingdom 👑 @lessons_kingdom]

This lady just dropped a billion dollar idea on how to protect your children against porn.

[Mike🇺🇸🇺🇦 @CenTexLib]

Bear in mind that Sony literally has to keep making Spider-Man films *forever* or else they lose the film rights.

It’s in their contract: use it or lose it.

You’ll be watching Spider-Man films the rest of your life, and so will your kids and grandkids. It’s gonna be incredible.

[🫂🇧🇦 @meltalkschels]

do the dutch know there are more than 2 managers out there

[Alabama @Flohairs]

Yoruba is just on another level, see that word play mehn. 🔥

[🏌🏾‍♂️dan @Idan_54]

That's why Homies always comes first.

[6god 𓅓 @don6gd_]

Faut qu’on explique c’est quoi ces revenus liés aux droits à l’image pour que vous comprenez exactement pk Mbappé a même été gentil de céder 20% au réal mdrrr (cv être long c’est pas pour les personnes stupides)

Les revenus liés aux droits à l’image ce sont les revenus que les joueurs se font grâce à l'utilisation commerciale de leurs noms, de leurs visages, de leurs voix ou de leurs signatures par des marques (sponsors etc..)

Vinicius est arrivé au réal en étant personne, juste un zgeg qui savait mm pas jongler il avait zéro sponsor personne le connaissait, donc c’est normal que le real prenne une partie de ses revenus de droits à l’image (50%) pcq c’est grâce au real qu’il est aujourd’hui célèbre, avec tous ces sponspors sinon il aurait eu la mm trajectoire que des ansu fati, joâo félix etc… Pour moi il doit même donner 80% de ses droits à l’image au réal parce que c’est littéralement le club qui l’a créer

Mbappe lui est venu au réal en tant que SUPERSTAR interplanétaire, avec SES sponspors qu’il avait déjà bien avant de venir au réal, ces droits à l’image n’ont absolument rien à voir avec madrid il s’est créer sa notoriété grâce à d’autres chose mais il a quand même été gentil et a cédé 20% au club mdrrr le club doit lui être reconnaissant pcq ses 20% qu’il donne au réal c’est bien au dessus de ce que les autres donnent.

Vinicius doit donc redescendre et reconnaître que sans le real il n’est rien et il doit donc laisser ses 50% au club ou alors il dégagera c’est simple, lui et ses agents ne doivent pas se comparer à kylian mbappé, ce ne sont pas les mêmes joueurs, ils n’ont pas le même buzz, pas la même histoire, RIEN ! Qu’il arrête de mentionner KM dans son histoire de prolongation merci bien

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

There is cultural pride, and then there is Yoruba cultural pride.

It’s not a competition; it’s simply the joy of inheriting one of the world’s most beautiful culture and language from our ancestors.

Every Yoruba person is born into a cultural richness that naturally sets us apart.

[Xerxes @TheXerxesHQ]

THIS IS WHYYYYYY JACE WAS SO AGAINST STRANGERS HAVING DRAGONS

[Muneeb @Muneeb_08]

You can debate and have different views on who is a better football player between him and Ronaldo

But if for a second you believe Messi is more influential than Ronaldo, there is something seriously wrong with your head

Ronaldo doesn't have the entire world doing siuu for media to put up this bullsh*t on my screen 😭😭

[Rick @bertdernernert]

Another poor decision from Tuchel allowing them to go there

[Lulu @bongyluaziey]

She isn't wrong. Cartoons have no business having LGBTQIA characters, as it is cartoons are what shapes children's mind and they mimick what they see cartoons doing.

[Morenikeji Opeloyeru🦋 @Lepaciouszee]

Who would have thought that he would grow this much in two years. So finee😊

[Arojinle @arojinle1]

EndSARS gave me a glimpse of what would happen if we ever had a brute revolution. In my area, people in power didn't feel it at all. Those who mattered enough were escorted by soldiers. They only had to show up at one or two rallies, donate some money, and buy water for people. They were immediately seen as "those that are with the masses," even though all their previous actions said otherwise.

It was we, the semi-poor and the middle class, who were most affected.

In the deeper part of Ìbàdàn, a few faction of neighbour "protests" were led the area boys and the ẹ̀gbọ́n àdúgbòs. They didn't allow anyone to pass through the checkpoints they mounted on the first day. By the second day, they started demanding money before you could pass. They set up music and generators for daily entertainment. There were about seven checkpoints within a 20km stretch.

We went from protesting against police brutality and extortion to suffering area boys' brutality and extortion. There were things I needed that I simply couldn't get. Shop owners closed up out of fear of looting, and some never reopened even after the protests ended.

What stayed with me most is how quickly the language of the struggle got borrowed by people who had nothing to do with the struggle itself. The politicians borrowed it for photo opportunities. The area boys borrowed it for extortion. The people who actually wanted change, the ones without soldiers or checkpoints to hide behind, were left holding a movement that had been picked clean by everyone standing closer to power than they were. I learnt first hand that revolution can be hijacked long before it ever reaches the people it was meant to serve.

[Michael Peters @PetersMich28437]

The fastest female, 100-meter sprinter in recorded history is American legend Florence Griffith Joyner. She set the world record of 10.49 seconds on July 16, 1988.

In 2026, there were over 1000 high school boys that beat this record! You read that correctly. In this year alone, there were over 1000 high school boys that beat the record of fastest woman in the world ever!

If just one of those boys, or a meager 1/10 of 1%, decided to compete as a woman, he would crush the women’s world record!

I’m not talking about a high school record or a college record or even an Olympic or professional record. I’m talking about the women’s world record that has held since 1988!

Remind me again, why you’re not supportive of women’s rights.