Ted Johnson

Johnson. Ted Johnson. I'm Officer Ted Johnson

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@CStebin @MorePerfectUS And if they don't have a warrant, it is an unreasonable search

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@grrymez Pretty optimistic of you to assume you will get married

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@goosetooths The speed limit sign in front you means nothing until you pass it. What did the last speed limit sign you passed say?

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@jadeymoon Have you not seen Meet the Parents or Meet the Fockers?

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@Her0ospan @fuzz_ware @lilhemorrhoids @nopeify I think you mean early birthday. It's almost three years away

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@Cluetube @nopeify @markplrhospital Why would he go to the hospital if he's dead? I think that's a little beyond their scope of practice

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@0lavagrl Pretty sure that game is way cheaper than that. You got ripped off

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@baileytrip9 @Vin_san_ity @RepThomasMassie Fair enough. I just wanted to argue lol

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@baileytrip9 @Vin_san_ity @RepThomasMassie Uh, yes, that's kinda what bots are for nowadays

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@mstprime @HardCoreFuck14 A great ass ruined with a sideways dick

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@zebadia7 @leftistSTEMguy1 @meishato Shelter is definitely a basic need

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@unyabombr @vxmpcore_ You turned into an Indian?

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@elfienev @Asshole_Boss @DrOBrienMD @BradMichaels65 @beyond_reasons Cool. A completely different clip. Thanks

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@pennequattro @itsManghwani Now give us a good reason

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@engaimaki @YourAbuse Just read it again

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@DrOBrienMD @BradMichaels65 @beyond_reasons Too bad that frame doesn't appear in the video. At no point does it show two bottles sitting flat on the ground. I don't think it even showed one

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@sophiasoars30 @FoxNews You can disagree all you want, but you'd be wrong

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@b_f_ignorance @ceraliza Ai take

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@pb_and_jaybird Basic biology doesn't stop existing just because you learn more about it

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@Eeyoresjournal @jpbrammer I don't know if that's hilarious or retarded. But I'm gonna start using it more. Although, having to explain the backstory every time would kinda be putting lipstick on a pig.