Egg Lopez

Carmelo said your face looks like a clock

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@wnbatwink I cannot buy them anymore I simply set aside any self control

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@offbeatorbit @SweatyCritter Yeah like the mileage I got out of bat mitzvah tshirts?? As a 5 year old I'd eat up a fun pillow.

[Egg Lopez @offalgood]

@itsBTerrell Let me go ahead and bookmark this 😂

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@offbeatorbit Drop the skin routine 😭😭😭

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@oigevalt Home stretch

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@kenzofuku I wanna get her an EKG real quick 😭

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@ddubxdo Those sillyass shirts

[Lala @ASQmeeh]

@priscialva Ugh what are we doing ???!!

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@wnbatwink I keep going "Who???"

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@squintsNY Now why is she spiking Sab's head...

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@sawyer_spa36976 @norabird @SD_McCrawley @reallyseally88 This is what my math professor wife told her students in stats last year during an exercise. "This is not hard, it's just boring."

[Egg Lopez @offalgood]

@theashleyray I went to a magnet CPS elementary school with excellent teachers and my journalist mom went through my papers LINE BY LINE copy editing me in real time while I whined.

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@ZillennialApple TURN HER BACK, MR. MILCHICK

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@ZillennialApple Please tell me they didn't yassify my girl Remember Patience Whipple...

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A Texas woman died of preeclampsia after being denied a lifesaving abortion in Texas.

[Egg Lopez @offalgood]

@oigevalt @mollytaft The Bab fan club can't get enough

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MY CHESSIIIEEEEE

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Grace Reiter is joining ‘Saturday Night Live’ for Season 52.

[rena 👻 loves melissa barrera @backupbarrera]

this is devastating oh my god

[Myles @MylesEhrlich]

Twenty-five years ago, my mom left for work and never came home. Five years ago, on the twentieth anniversary of 9/11, I wrote about how my twelve-year-old self leaned on the @Yankees in my grief, seeking catharsis in the team that had taught me to believe.
https://t.co/lPG99OiqPl

[Egg Lopez @offalgood]

@oigevalt Oh no I think The Bab is all this kitten should be called