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@river_is_nice WASP snobbery is what allows everyone to commit crimes because being called a racist is worse than black people robbing you at gunpoint.

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@TabathaR81407 Social security is welfare.

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@MikeMcF07786758 I’m only voting for politicians to end social security. That’s my only political issue now.

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@ClearedAsFiled @LeftyCrypto I’m going to vote to ensure social security ends. That’s my only political viewpoint.

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@percy67244974 @MattWalshBlog You should have saved for retirement on your own!

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@jimiuorio End social security!

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@jimiuorio We’re giving your money to Israel! Sorry!

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@TrumpDailyPosts America first! No more aid to Israel!

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@BoomerDivvies End social security for all boomers

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@lizaboth Yeah cause you’re fat!

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@GADawwg777 Boomers will import a million refugees but get offended because some ugly journalist cries like a baby.

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@3YearLetterman She’s not gonna fuck you bro

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@Tripucka17 Holly is an entitled reporter who should show some class. Disgusting!

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go fuck yourself @sama

claiming that you solved navier stokes because 10000 agents ran in circles for 88hours on a multimillion dollar gpu cluster to formalize in lean a blowup case under controlled external forcing is pure scientific vulgarity the clay mathematics institute millennium prize does not ask m whether you can artificially force a singularity in a fluid by injecting an ad hoc smooth external forcing term f(x,t) to twist the vortex until it breaks the real problem questions the fundamental stability and global smooth existence for 3dimensional incompressible euler & navier stokes equations under natural conservation laws and viscous dissipation alone using a mathematical loophole on forced equations to parade a century old victory is a major conceptual scam Altman

technically & epistemologically what you present as an agi breakthrough is nothing more than bruteforce combinatorial autoformalization the ai did not understand fluid mechanics it simply navigated a continuous search space previously mapped out and constrained by the monumental work of human mathematicians like tristan buckmaster/ levent alpöge / diego córdoba or tarek elgindi coordinating 10000 agents to check the logical consistency of a 100 page proof via lean is a software engineering feat and computational parallelization triumph not an intrinsic scientific discovery it is the victory of the compute bulldozer over abstract human intuition repackaged for the public as a higher mathematical consciousness

to this theoretical imposture you add a disgusting ethical and industrial cynicism taking advantage of private codex sessions and informal preprints from academic researchers to siphon their research leads and then trying to redact or erase the contribution of levent alpöge under the pretext that he works at rival anthropic is intellectual serfdom openai behaves like a feudal lord of silicon appropriating the cognitive subsistence of independent scholars threatening their careers behind closed doors if they protest and turning community academic labor into a privatized pressrelease

this entire staged event serves a desperate financial agenda in a pre ipo panic facing the slowdown of scaling laws and growing investor skepticism over the profitability of foundational models openai needs to manufacture an artificial sputnik moment claiming to solve a millennium prize without immediately submitting the proof to traditional peer review means using the prestige of fundamental mathematics as cheap marketing fuel to inflate a delusional valuation!!!

real science is not a clout chase on social media or a compute spike spent to rob the clay mathematics institute it is a quest for elegance physical truth and universal rigor to decode reality true artificial intelligence will not emerge from hostile corporate takeover of academic work hidden behind computational bruteforce but from architectures capable of generating new conceptual paradigms by masquerading constrained formalization as the collapse of physics greatest mysteries you did not solve navier stokes you only proved how far silicon valley will go to prostitute scientific integrity for capitalist spectacle

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@SJohnston60 Omg you poor poor thing. God won’t anyone think of the underprivileged 5 million dollar condo owners in NYC!?!?

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@TheFP Lmao no one cares.

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@existandchill Two decent looking people having normal sex is actually the best sex.

Having weird kinks in order to drown out the fact you and everyone around you is ugly, fat, and smells is not “better”

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@AntiTrumpCanada >fucknugget

Canada is your average redditor as a country

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@ANGRYRAIDER2 @Dejisco29 Yeah no it’s literally peanuts. Taxed off the bat, most of it will go to house and daycare if you have a family.

Dave is a typical boomer who has no idea how things work nowadays.