pavel chekov

what do you mean this isn't soviet russia

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

tfw ur director leaves you for those Star Wars posers

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@MakarovTV i'm more familiar with mobs of klingons actually

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

my favorite picture book as a child!

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

wow the holodeck simulation of the empty space outside the starship is very realistic..........

wait i think i just fell out of the airlock

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

"You can call me daddy if you want"
"And you can call me restraining order"

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@_actualkirk ???????

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

the first time i could drink legally and the crew challenged me to "drink them under the table" i thought it meant something very different

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming And you never had any other choices?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming Don't you have any other aspirations?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming I suppose I can understand that. Are you still striving for marriage?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming ...Was it an arranged marriage?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming How long were you married?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming [frowns] What would you say?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming Divorce?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming And have you found yourself a partner in marriage?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming It sounds like you live in the Middle Ages.

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming And what is your priority?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

sometimes i talk about communism just to watch doktor mccoy's head spin off his neck

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming That sounds awful... Don't you get curious?

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@raisedcharming So you have never been outside your kingdom?