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12% rp // 1701% me on crack

[Star Trek fanfics @BadStarTrek]

“What if I told you I was cold, Bones?”

“I’d tell you to go to hell. Then you’d be warm,”

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i am my own best friend

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#starfleetsweg

[Jim Kirk @officialkirk_]

white lips
pale face
im gay
outer space

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chekov whenever we break down http://t.co/FEbkfvTxXY

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like, seriously

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did we really need those whales

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do you ever just wonder what you in the world you were thinking before you did stupid stuff

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bones is a pain in the ass...

but he's my pain in the ass

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I'm so hip even my errors are correct

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bones is singing george strait again

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sometimes I wonder what would happen if all of my father figures didn't freaking die

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*casually launches self into deep space*

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when he's on a late shift and spock starts talking his eye kinda twitches

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does bones even sleep

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@official_chekov so does bones when I make him talk to spock

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@official_chekov don't break him please

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@official_chekov well that's nice and all but you're giving mr. scott a panic attack

[pavel chekov @official_chekov]

@_actualkirk define break

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@official_chekov there are tribbles in the warp core