Church choir went back to 2001 and pulled up to church in Y2K owambe attire, rocking their Aso Oke, Iro ati Buba and Gele, while the men showed up in buba ati sokoto and lace outfits. Omo, they all ate and left no crumbs. 😂🔥
One of my male friends has been so withdrawn lately. He barely replies to messages, and whenever I ask what's wrong, he says he's fine.
Yesterday, I went to his house to check on him and eat with him. We talked, but I could tell he wasn't ready to open up. As I was leaving, I noticed something.
His C-way water was finished, but there was a bag of sachet water beside it.
Now, this is someone who would never willingly drink sachet water. That was all I needed to know.
Knowing he wouldn't ask for help, I quietly paid the neighbour who sells C-way water to deliver three bottles.
This morning, he called to say thank you, but added, "You gats learn how to cook this thing well." That bad mouth tells me he's feeling better. A win-win!
Dating Rules:
1. Only date someone who has been single for 6 months
2. Box theory: men put you into 1/3 boxes - figure out which box you’re in
3. After 10 dates: you should know where you stand
4. 3 month rule: you have 3 months to define the relationship
5. If they like you, you’ll know. If not, you’ll be confused
6. If he/she is going on other dates, he/she is not your person
7. Assume they’re seeing someone else unless they clarify otherwise
8. Keep your relationship between you two until you decide where it’s going
10. Don’t tell too many people
11. If he can’t make a plan, he can’t plan to be with you
12. If they could be the one do anything in your power to make it work
In Yorubà Language; àlàjẹ́, or ìnagijẹ, usually points to the flattering aspects of its bearer. "ìnagijẹ or àlàjẹ́" is a descriptive nickname given to people. It point to the person’s emotional or physical characteristics.
Example;
A dark person may be called adúmáadán (one whose skin is dark and smooth) or igbó-fi-dúdúṣọlá (the forest is brilliantly dark).
An quick-tempered person may be referred to as òjò-pa-gbòdògì-ró- pòròpòrò (the rain beats the gbòdògì leaf and it sounds noisily).
A generous but extravagant
person may be called Màmíná
(the one who does not know how to spend wisely).
while someone who is not cheerful is called akíni-gán-in (the one who greets briefly).
"Apọ́nbéporẹ́" means (red as the relative of the palm oil) is used to describe a light-skinned
person)
Ajisafe -“one who wakes up to socialize stylishly’;
Eyinfunjowo- ‘teeth whiter than money (silver coins)’;
Idi-ileke-‘the waist for coral beads ornamentation’;
Ibadi-aran -‘the buttocks of velvet clothing;
Yoruba women admiringly tease tall men with nicknames such as
Agunlejika (the square-shouldered one)
Agunt'asoolo (tall enough to display a robe to full advantage)
Bi eleyii o ba je Oko Eni, asi je ale Eni; ( if this one can't be my husband, I don't mind being his concubine)
I was outside praying last night.
I was wanting some deep talk with the father and I asked him you can come
Sit by me 🤣
I said come however you desire I won’t be scared…
I promise you a second later a Possum came and chilled by me🤣
I laughed so hard out of respect!
But the Father will mess with you!
Sense of humor
As a Black woman, I am deeply uninterested in spending the second half of my life proving how much I can endure.
I would like to explore how much joy I can hold.