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@riverscoat Exactly! He makes him more likeable, more layered so even when he is being an idiot you still root for him.

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat He is so good!😊

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@riverscoat Not to take anything from Jack, but even in the books I feel River is an essential character and without him there is something missing. So even on the page he is essential but Jack plays it so well making River such a funny and miserable character in an endearing way.🤭

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat 🥰🕺you should add that bit from the play where he dances like no one is watching 😁

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat The dimples🤏🥰

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@saoirselver @riverscoat Benediction 🥲

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@litttlesparrrow @riverscoat Yes, I think that’s probably the most different role where he shows a side we don’t really see in other characters.

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@riverscoat 🥰

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

Nancy Meyers Kitchens this, Nancy Meyers kitchens that; what about Andie McDowell's gorgeous greenhouse rooftop apartment in Peter Weir's Green Card!!!!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Anyway—a perfect example of the issue with the current state of reading is addressed by Fran Lebowitz in conversation with Toni Morrison—people use fiction as a mirror to see themselves instead of using it as a doorway, or a window, as a way out.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

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[Sarah Deech ☕️ @londonette]

Me flicking through the menu at an Indian restaurant pretending to be open minded when I know full well I’m going to order the chicken tikka masala

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat @Anna_Liz2020 And closer, btw? please?😅

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@riverscoat I love this so much🥹😅

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat He needs a hug.🥺

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat @C4RTWRONG This is so sweet🥹

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat He looks so german!😁

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@riverscoat And I think this isn’t just about how he portrays the character, because when he wasn’t in the books I struggled a bit too. It made a big difference. Can’t say the same for others.

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@riverscoat I had to read it twice to grasp the meaning of it. Ugh. But even for film awards they do this, I’m just generally annoyed because of how his work was not recognised on the season that was “his” season😒

[offlineatnine @offlineatnine]

@riverscoat I hear him an imagine him with permed hair and an apron🤣