shortcarve

alpine race coach, climbing instrutor, chained to music, food & beer

[shortcarve @offpistescot]

@EsaOrtegaAuthor hi do you have an idea when your next DropZone book is out? Missing the chaos & mayhem.

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Cairngorm Mountain https://t.co/R0rOoABw8C

[Nevis Range @TheNevisRange]

🚡 Snow on the Mountain! ❄️
#NevisRange #FortWilliam
The gondola is running and it’s absolutely stunning up here today! 🔥❄️
Ride 650m up to Snowgoose Café for a cosy hot chocolate with unbeatable Highland views. 🌄☕
Book your gondola tickets: https://t.co/gpcYZiNq5T

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@TheNevisRange Hello, what is the update on repairs to the Gondola and when will uplift be restarted, please?

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@BananaFingersUK Hi.
Do you offer any discount on equipment for Association Mountaineering Instructors (AMI) members?
I am thinking of placing an order but wanted to check first.
Thanks
Gary Todd

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@LizKershawDJ Lucky you. You must be over 75 as no covid vaccine given in Scotland (Forth Valley) unless you are immune compromised.

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

What a cover. The New Yorker’s September magazine cover.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

“Some scholars and scientists estimate the real death toll in Gaza at 680,000.”

“If confirmed, 380,000 of them are infants under five.”

—Francesca Albanese, UN Special Rapporteur

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨NEW: "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" just dropped its first response to ABC, FCC chair, and Disney firing Jimmy Kimmel.

Trump ain't sleeping tonight. 🤣

This is a must-watch. 🔥

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@brookebay21 Yea

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@SimonCalder What a lot of guff.

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I've #justsponsored Ella Still, who's fundraising for Moorfields Eye Charity on @JustGiving. Donate now https://t.co/pqTMtOhKA1

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@Damaan4u33 Hard not to disagree

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@TalkTalk hi I’ve been asked to send a DM to you about my internet service which failed at 18.00 on 28/02/25. It’s in FK15 geography

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@TalkTalk hi I’ve been asked to send a DM to you about my internet service which failed at 18.00 on 28/02/25. It’s in FK15 geography.

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@TalkTalk Is this a DM route to you or is there another route?

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@Mcrobbie57Iain @TalkTalk Received a reply that it probably won’t get seen now until Monday in FK15 area

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@lteddy13 @TalkTalk Same in fk15

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

And now, the end is near
The Tories face the final curtain
The exit poll made it clear
Conservative defeat is now certain
They've pinched a bucket-full
Left holes on each and every highway
And less, much less than this
They made their lies pay

Good days, they've had so few
But then again, too few to mention
Ignored what they had to do
Shirked responsibility without exception
They fought fake culture wars
Flogged infrastructure off to Huawei
And less, much less than this
They made their lies pay

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you'll mourn
Like the MP caught with tractor porn
After four leaders, left with just Rishi
Bets on the election all very fishy
You voted Labour, I've got a new neighbour
Time to do things my way!
#GeneralElection2024

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@TalkTalk @Mrs_Mazzy The fault is not fixed. I still cannot send or receive emails