Dickson Ochichi

Statistician, Writer and Mentor.

[Dickson Ochichi @ogg_dickson]

Yoh! January weekends hukuwa long niaje, jishikie 10 million ya Goal Rush Now, uji-nice! Just PREDICT the 3 Goal Rush Games! https://t.co/T6yJTPQfCa

[Dickson Ochichi @ogg_dickson]

@Kenyans So mhesh, ziendelee kubaki muddy from your data reveals.

[Jasper™ @OchiengJasper]

State of the Nation

Kenya 🇰🇪 = Ghana 🇬🇭 100%

Check out and deliver #StateOfTheNation for yourself.

Everything is black and white. Should he #Resign or we wait for ID fees to be corrected. You be the judge.

[Mr Black⁛ @MrBlackOG]

Even after mother's day, don't abandon your mom ❤️ 🥲🙏🏾

[Mind Matter @MindMatter28]

Never stop learning, because life never stops teaching.

[Dickson Ochichi @ogg_dickson]

@amerix Egesare

[ONSARIGO 😎 @Honestyfrankie]

@iamjuddah

[❤️🤴PεtεrNotParkεr🤴❤️🇳🇬 @CertifiedPK]

@iamjuddah

[Eric @amerix]

It is December,

Don't waste your money on

- Alcohol

- Women

- Useless vacations

- Food

- Unnecessary car hire

Save that money. Let people call you mean or broke or poor.

But, fold your umbrella in your sunny days, you will need it in your rainy days.

#ManDay

[Goddie @Goddie_Ke]

Nimeona ni made in Meru, what's your opinion about this

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

The bride price is paid in instalments.

Don't offer money or cars.

Offer cows or goats or sheep or camel or donkeys.

Every time they milk the cows,

- they will be lecturing their daughter on the importance of being faithful in marriage.

#MasculinitySaturday

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Don't marry a woman older than you,

You will suffer.

Marry a woman younger than you.

Fossil calculator:

Your ideal woman's age = Your age x 0.5 ( then add 7 or 8 or 9 or 10)

If you are 30

30 x 0.5 = 15, add 7 or 8 or 9 or 10.

Choose wisely

#MasculinitySaturday

[Crazy Kennar @crazy_kennar]

This is a silent photo😂😂

[Rema @remasidney]

Pesa kidogo ya HELB ushaanza kuita sukumawiki yenye imekulea ati greens💀😂

[Dickson Ochichi @ogg_dickson]

#FUT23 #FUT #potm https://t.co/suCsdMFEZ9

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Some people need to be pushed and some people push themselves😂

[Blue Season @BlueSeasonDaily]

Back when we had a mandatory masterclass every match from our own, Eden Hazard.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

A bird telling a hedgehog to hurry across because it's dangerous🦔🕊

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Mr Chelsea. 🔵

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

I really hate people who screenshots their conversation with someone and posts it on their WhatsApp statuses