Ed M.

[Cyfrin Audits @cyfrin]

As of today, BattleChain testnet is LIVE.

The pre-mainnet, post-testnet blockchain, where whitehats legally attack your smart contracts before they reach production.

Deploy. Get attacked. Ship stronger.

Here's why we built it, what it is, and how you can get involved 🧵

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@laulpogan It’s not being actively developed but should still work :)

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@rakyll @chainlink The job descriptions are here:
RelEng: https://t.co/z1ahW8yb0V
SRE: https://t.co/geyQN5Xd7N
DevOps Engineer (slightly less senior, but just in case): https://t.co/0yLRwBfQTB
All three are globally remote, some slight time zone preferences for on-call are mentioned in Lever.

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@rakyll We’re hiring SREs and Release Engineers to work on @chainlink. If anyone you know is interested, please DM, I’m the hiring manager for those positions.

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@LinkiesLeaks @HuxtableJonny @tungsten_labs @linkpoolio Elastic Container Registry. That’s where we store external adapters for Chainlink node operators to use.

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@LinkiesLeaks @HuxtableJonny @tungsten_labs @linkpoolio Could be Eavesdropping Chainlink Reporter idk :) I do appreciate the research quality though!

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@chaos_monster The real question is, do they all spark joy?

[Urs Hölzle @uhoelzle]

Very nice review of a very nice paper on how Gmail measures availability. Doing this right is harder than you might think.

https://t.co/peXI5OIx6D

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@BanhammersWrath @mrtwinkletwink Yessss! I do need a backup one, thanks for the shoutout :)

[Jerry Gamblin @JGamblin]

Netflix open-sources its crisis management orchestration framework called Dispatch! https://t.co/5zpl22xJc5

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@invertedgeek Is there something from your work experience that can illustrate that? Include it as part of the job description!
If you can make it evident instead of just writing about it, that’s always great and gets you some extra points. :)

[ADoug @ADoug]

:Being evaluated by psych ward:

Me: The most impactful person in in my job field is Taylor Swift

Dr: You work in music?

Me: No, Computer Security

Dr: ...

Me: ...

Dr. ...

Me: The Internet is run by adults in giant furry animal costumes.

[Rob Napier - @[email protected] @cocoaphony]

Periodic Reminder: When debugging, you must first accept that something you believe is true is not true. If everything you believed about this system were true, it would work. It doesn't, so you're wrong about something.

This is a surprisingly common stumbling block for devs.

[Axel Hartmann @Axel_Hartmann]

#36C3 Honk! Angry Goose in the morning.

[Kody @KodyKinzie]

I got honked at so hard and was startled by this gooseman in a hallway today, he is a terror.

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@babint_

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

A surprise angry goose appearance at the #36c3 stage. Steal all the mics, honk all the honks!

[Ed M. @ohaithear]

@jrozner https://t.co/LQ1b7MMQou

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps