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The most chaotic places Jessie J has performed. A THREAD:

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The prospect of not giving Madonna the headlining slot is crazy but also putting on her a day in a slot where she’ll likely be playing at the same time as Dua… that’s just homophobic

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Madonna to perform at Coachella 2027.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Maybe I’m delusional but I actually think if we impeached him again it would work this time, his entire party hates him and his own vice president doesn’t even support him anymore…

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

Ross Douthat asks the President how his net worth rose by nearly $3 billion, according to a Forbes estimate, since he returned to office.

Watch the interview Sunday at 7 p.m. ET/PT on 60 Minutes.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

@AmazonHelp You want me to go out of my way to return a random vibrator you sent me? Be serious “brandon”

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

I just opened a package of stuff I got from Amazon, tell me why there was a vibrator in there that I 1000% did not order??? Lmfaooo

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@abz7ii You don’t even have a profile pic so what does that say about your ability to show yourself to the world…

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@justjargons It’s def a cosmic sign 😵‍💫 not sure how or why but someone is trying to tell us something

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@thetylilshow_ Filming someone who did nothing wrong without their consent is creepy as hell.

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A difference between millennials and Gen Z is that millennials overall are kind/respectful to service workers and Gen Z will stick a camera in their face and post it online without their consent even when nothing bad happened solely for content…

[views @viewsceo]

Tylil is going VIRAL after sharing a video of his flight attendant 👀✈️

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@TeachAllAmerica A wonderful city that deserves a coastline that’s made of anything other than cement! Even turf would be a better option.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

Chicago because I can clock that cement beach from anywhere

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The way there’s gonna be at least two best picture Oscar nominees this year that have scenes where Charlie Krik gets clocked… woke 3.0 really is here.

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@LisaBarlow7 @artfornoreason Clock it queen

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Wear skinny jeans but only to run an errand, I don’t go OUT in them. They have become my lazy pants…

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Because I’m nosy: what’s the most aggressively millennial thing you still do on a regular basis?

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@kevinmaisto Kevin…

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No disrespect but they let Ben Platt play here and the tickets were going for $15 the day of the show, please be so serious.

[billboard @billboard]

Madison Square Garden Responds to Macklemore: ‘He’s Not an Arena Level Act’
https://t.co/8hVLmQcf2M

[remx @biigrem]

Health insurance is great bc you pay a lot of money each month for nothing, and then if something happens to you, you end up paying a lot more.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

All of these relics of the manosphere era collapsing this week.

[NBC News @NBCNews]

Tesla will wind down Cybertruck production around mid-2027, CEO Elon Musk says, after years of persistently weak sales for a futuristic model once touted as a rival to legacy pickup trucks. https://t.co/8NC8pDGsKs

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The concept of the flagship Apple Store being the entire UES.

[yandel 🇩🇴🇵🇸 @yandelny]

People think I'm joking when I say that the Upper East Side is the worst fucking neighborhood in New York.

I feel sorry for the very small subset of good people here, but something bad is cooking here.

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

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