Ashley

A pigeon's wing once touched my face

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@isolatte <3 <3 <3

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@catesish Cates, I'm working on organizing an Google sheet with contacts / leads. I have about 40 right now. Hoping we'll have lots more by Monday. Sit tight!

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

I'm also organizing a Google Sheet full of contacts / job leads. If you have one, please send it my way. We have about 40 so far, but I want more so we can help as many people as possible.

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

Buzzfeed peeps, If you're impacted by the layoffs, I'm here to help. I'll make connections, forward your resumés, write letters of recommendations, edorse on LinkedIn, etc. DM, call, text or email me!

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@dw_toy @casey_cline I didn’t watch last nights episode yet!!!!! Also, hi. I haven’t tweeted since November.

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@hjonesanderson @ESmithWrites @alanna @ava @BetteMidler @robotics @HillaryClinton @dynamofire @GraceSpelman @shani_o @JoyAnnReid <3 <3

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@DanDeParty do it immediately. It's on Netflix.

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It's called art, sweetie

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@RegisCourt I thought that was a given!

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@RegisCourt mine is "return spatula to Target"

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@alixmcalpine yea, baybay. YEA!

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

I saw 1 police dog, 2 guide dogs in training, and 1 sick bird on my way into work and let's just say my mascara is ruined.

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@galeamonster im very much looking forward to this experience.

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@galeamonster I really just LOLed on the train. Next up: Blazing Saddles for the first time.

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@galeamonster You must be having a blast with that in London!

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

This is what you call raw talent.

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

"HOW COME NO ONE SHOWED THIS TO ME SOONER????" - me after watching Young Frankenstein on October 24, 2017

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

Walk into therapy
Dr: How are you?
Me: IM HAVING A DAY
Dr: Yea, I saw the emojis come through on your Venmo (😩😩😩) and my heart sank

[Ashley @ohnoashleycat]

@RiskyBusinessMB Incredible!