Superficial Space Cadet

built for comfort, not speed. bubble gum earth vibes. tootsie roll goblin. well spiced.

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Hello, hi. It has been one year since I became an expert head patter and I’m here again to share the story of being a totally not awkward at all human being.

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@DollyMarlowe 💯

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brb, gonna throat punch AI

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@DollyMarlowe I am overstimulated just reading this 😂

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@DollyMarlowe thank you 🥹

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Sunday not scaries.

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I wonder what Cory is doing tonight.

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@FiremanNota You’re the one that wants me to get married 😤

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I’ve seen a lot of running propaganda on my socials lately and I can assure you I will not be joining that movement 🙂‍↔️

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@FiremanNota Who’s that? Is he single?

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@DollyMarlowe I’m the opposite, I love not having to do my hair before 😂

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My nephew (3 mo) called and told me I needed to come over and hold him tomorrow.

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@ItsToad_ yes.

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geography is literally so dumb, good night

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John Wick is a man of focus.

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@MrFisterThe3rd are you white people?

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@desertwolf520 No, just visiting my parents.

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it’s Iowa

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Hi guys, I hope you’re having a lovely Friday 🤗

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@nogooddeed2 You mean staging my shelves. Thank you. 🥰

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Hey so I was told I can have as many coffee mugs as I want so I’ll be asking for many shelves for Christmas this year.

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@rrhetorical 👑