Melissa

TV news survivor | Not a robot

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@oncor Power has been out since 5:30 am and I can’t even get an ETA almost 12 hours later. Unprecedented. What gives?

[Lorem Ipsum Dolor Pete Amet🐝 @loremipsumpete]

“Less crying, more smashing” is the vibe I’m taking into the second half of 2024

[Dallas Emergency Management & Crisis Response @DallasEMCR]

If you require transportation to and from the Multi-Agency Resource Center at Truett Elementary on June 1 or June 2, please call 214-670-4275 for assistance.

[Dallas Emergency Management & Crisis Response @DallasEMCR]

Join us Saturday and Sunday at the MARC to receive assistance from these organizations after the severe weather:
- American Red Cross
- North Texas Food Bank
- Catholic Charities
- Agape Connect
- Texans on Mission
- Legal Aid of Northwest Texas
- 211 Community Council

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

actually dr. scholls is the guy who created it, what you’re wearing is scholls monster

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

petition to have tom hanks and chet hanks start a podcast called big main where chet explains extremely online things to his dad and it helps out other olds not necessarily like me but almost exactly like me

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@dallas_observer Righteous Gemstones vibes

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

I’m struggling to come up with the professional translation of “good lookin out!”

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@MeanestTA Moms are gonna mom

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@LisaMalin6 @CraigMacRealtor @limitlessleila @DeletedrettiwT @clhubes @marloubo Lol something tells me that was neither the first nor the last life crisis from Louie. My boy Jerry can relate.

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@LisaMalin6 @CraigMacRealtor @limitlessleila @DeletedrettiwT @clhubes @marloubo The only thing that matters is the very cute and sleepy dog that no one is petting for some strange reason.

[Kimberly Nguyen-Poet Laureate of Pay Transparency @knguyenpoetry]

Amazon doesn’t eat the cost of returns. They pass it back to the publishers who pass it back to the writers. You’re not gaming a large corporation. When you buy a book, read it, and then return it, you’re stealing from authors.

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@GHaakAttack @stevanzetti Right you are, Ken!

[Wisdom Kaye @modsiwW]

High fashion SpongeBob, a thread. (1/7)

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@Tatyana_Schum @harrisoncomedy Perfect racehorse name

[Colin Allred @ColinAllredTX]

Hi 🙋🏽‍♂️, that’s not me.

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@hotlinescream @punished_cait You’re a real one for that 😆

[The Dad @thedad]

I miss the days where getting a bad night of sleep was entirely my fault.

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

@MerriamWebster @bobbkwrds I might be in love with the dictionary?

[Melissa @ohreallymelissa]

Me on Teams when I forget my camera is on

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

catching up on yesterday's Jeopardy and this is a Lisa Sriken appreciation tweet