April 🐦‍⬛

Jeopardy! alum • guardian of a mercurial Maltipoo • she/her

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

⬅️👀 Hallo! I'm aprilbegins on Bsky and Instagram.

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[Caleb Synan @calebsynan]

Imagine if there were 46 female presidents in a row and the first 2 men got beat by Roseanne

[💀🥀🖤🥀💀 @_smert_miru_]

imagining a liberal jan 6 that starts with a land acknowledgment

[Alex Hanna (اليكس حنٌا) @alexhanna]

California Prop 6, which would have banned involuntary servitude of prisoners, was shot down. Prop 36, which increased sentencing for certain drug crimes, passed with 70%.

Hey California, maybe the call's coming from inside the building.

[Wade 'n Tarnation 🤠🚂 @watn_tarnation]

Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling DeKalb

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Sarah McBride just became the first trans member of the House of Representatives, winning in Delaware!

[On threads as Big__Relly @awkward_duck]

Relax your forehead.
Unclench your jaw.
Drop your shoulders.

[Jon Savitt @savittj]

you should be able to send steve kornacki sponsor gifts like in the hunger games

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

@MrGeorgeWallace comedian George Wallace, national treasure and whatnot

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

Stop scrolling, take a deep breath, and use the next few minutes to escape to a place where the air is sweet. 💛💚

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

I just watched The Substance and then I looked at “i hate gay halloween what do you mean—“ posts for The Substance and now I’m going to sleep listening to the score of The Substance. 🔋 Gonna dream about DIY storage solutions

[Nicole Rifkin🫠 @nicole_rifkin]

did she dress like a beautiful lamp to provoke john mulaney

[Ryan Martinez 🍍 @RyanLacksTact]

I think about this tweet like once a week

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

@slambailey the one that makes the Carters look like Hobbits is fascinating but also just annoying, since I think it's the last shot we have of them together before Rosalynn's death

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

@OscarRunnerUp Rosamund Pike's performance is the one that's stuck around the longest in pop culture, certainly, but I know this isn't the People's Choice Awards

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

@theilmatic wait what? how have I never seen that picture of Kamala before? she looks rad

[April 🐦‍⬛ @aprilbegins]

@WZG1889 ? this isn't a random box; it has a specific purpose and it's well-labeled