nikola ✌

[nikola ✌ @ohsnapitsnik]

speeding down i5 at a whopping 55mph, behind my emotional support semi-truck, serenading the entire one direction discography to said truck

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

my summer tan is fading, which means it's almost time to switch my foundation shade from "sickly underbelly of a dead fish" back to "ghost haunting the basement of an Opera house"

[temple runner @misscalcula]

dude you are SO banished from my realm

[loustat nation citizen @TheEggsos]

the vampire:

[bug✨ceo of cole nation @bugbugbugg]

rook going to meditate and talk to solas

[bethany @thenightbethore]

no bras tomorrow for anybody. tits at half mast

[Dahlia ダリア @kuchisakeonnax]

This is the worst 24 hour period for the gays in living memory

[hannah ⋆˚✿˖° @softlyhan_]

im sorry i have to go i have to rush home to play video games

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Sauce is my favourite food

[ER!S @bstract_thot]

if you were in Spain being publicly executed for a crime you didn't comit and you started begging for your life before the uncaring crowd, would you use the respectful "ustedes" or the more casual "vosotros" ?

[ver @silverrstring]

thinking about dear arondir and how i’m gonna be holding my breath during every single one of his scenes in season 3. arondir please don’t make unnecessary journeys!!! don’t take risks on treacherous roads!!! don’t trust random orcs in mordor!!!! please survive the second age

[Daily Morfydd Clark @DailyMorfyddC]

✨️ #MorfyddClark

[Marty "Powers" McFly @MartyPowersMc]

Do you think she fw alcoholic 25yr olds

[Freya ❄️ @gals_dreamer]

Never kill yourself

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am in line for the fridge behind my cat

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Please pray for my nephew who thinks he is a real estate agent

[shiv @ripleyesque]

oh look at me! i’m tom holland, i’m having two major movies releasing back to back, i’m married to the most beautiful woman in the world and she’s laying on my lap, and my curls look amazing! fuck you

[dia 𖤓 @kiyodia]

the shit korra went through during her time

[bambs! @corvophobia]

WHATEVER they grew old together in peace

[sophie @ivyreys]

they hate each other now btw