Ollie Hulme

Freelance Motorcycle Journalist

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@thecoastguy Fuck me, you really are a blithering idiot, aren't you.

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@Nigel_Farage You can't control three MPs, Nige

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@LidlGB Burnham on Sea, Somerset - ran out a week ago! Even the ribena...I haven't checked today though

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@LidlGB hey guys, why haven't you got any squash? This is a threat to the British summer! A big jug of water with something vaguely orangey flavoured with ice in is what we live for!

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@benonwine It is of no practical use, except by drug dealers and extremely rich people, has no relation to the ordinary working stiff, and nobody trusts it. I think it would be entirely appropriate.

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@Inevitablewest Are you threatening me, bollockbrains?

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@lembitopik Is it possible that efforts to reverse climate change are working, then?

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If only they had known the war was over on May 8... https://t.co/q0vtEZLmo8.

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Victory Day is on May 8? How do all the families of those who fought in the Pacific campaign feel about that?

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@Jenny_1884 This thread is a great way to identify if those posting have ever needed to get up at 6.30am to go to work to support a family

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isn't it curious that no matter when in March or April Good Friday falls in England, it's always cold, wet and shite.
I suppose Jesus is still pissed off about that whole "being nailed to a tree" thing....

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@LadyRebecca_1 Thatcher

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@Lord_Talbot64 Thatcher, dimwit

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@krassenstein America can do what it likes to itself, I don't give a shit. But I lost 5% of the pension I need to retire on, in a week. That's on America. Fuck trump, fuck Maga, and fuck the Dems too, for being such dickheads and causing this fiasco. Fuck you, USA. I'm done.

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@Bootneck286 @krassenstein Do we bollocks, you fetid cockwomble.

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@TristanCorkPost you are more likely to come home with a trophy from Butlins. Even if it's a purple dinosaur from a grabber...

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The French can do their own thing because they are damn good at everything.
And when the Chinese do a Pearl Harbour on you in five years...we'll, then we'll wait for you thebeg us to save you

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When the US complains about countries not contributing to NATO, they are one of them. Remember that US spends more on defending the west coast than the east. If you don't want to to be in NATO, fine. Take all your useless fat soldiers back, and we'll sort it out from here.

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We'll stop buying your crappy arms. We'll buy our planes from the Swedes, our tanks from the Germans, our ships from the British, our rifles from the Canadians and our nukes from the French. We'll boost the Poles, the Danes, The Finns and the Baltic states.

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@FirecookieJulie @SandyofSuffolk I was in need of a haircut the other day and my regular barber wasn't available. I went into one of the many Turkish barbers in town and I was shocked. He gave me the best haircut I've had in my life and I didn't have conversation about football. Amazing