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[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@CentristMadness Freezing rent on already regulated units seemed like one of the more plausible campaign promises he could fulfill!

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Cajun taxonomists propose division of animal kingdom into two major clades: The kine what you gon’ eat, and the kine what gon’ eat you! Fo’ true!

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@edenstanwarr @mattyglesias @agraybee The federal government already puts restrictions on certain abortions. At the very least it would be far easier for scotus to find an ability for the government to ban abortion than enforce legalization.

[holden m. accountable @noahpasaran]

BREAKING: Kamala Harris has arrived to give a speech at the Presidium. Minutes are not being recorded, but I’m being told that she is decrying the repression of the Biden regime, and advocating for “Debidenization,” shocking Party hardliners

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

“six way parlay. i want Biden step down on Sunday. i want Kamala at the convention. I want trump pennsylvania and arizona, kamala electoral, kamala popular. read it back to me”

[charlie @chunkbardey]

just found out via idiom that something horrible happens to you when you snooze

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@joebigpdx @beef_beans @StatisticUrban If every legal state didn’t have to be their own marijuana autarchy they could easily outcompete the black market.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Do you think oil is naturally produced by the earth?

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@ohkaynovember @JJ_McCullough @vanillaopinions He didn’t pivot on issues he pivoted on vibes which is much more egregious to twitter users.

[Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss]

Obviously America, a vast diverse land built prosperous through sweat and innovation, has better food than France, a middling homogeneous place populated by lazy people whose quality of life has been in steady decline since they were forced to stop plundering colonial conquests

[Stephen Skolnick @StephenSkolnick]

Would you rather date a girl with:

A) 30 bodies, one mind shared among them

B) 30 minds sharing one body

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@AnonymousLeftie @aquaimperium8 *manipulates the toilets

[Pop Rounds @PopRounds]

Maui Island, Hawaii fire survivor and first hand witness speaks out;
" this was not a natural disaster"
#Hawaii #hawaiifires #Maui #MauiFires #Lahaina

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@TrueSlazac The second movie he gives the speech again and there is another subliminal image...

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@PogFishPoster “It’s actually western imperialism that caused those attitudes”

[zach @profshroomish]

you know what, sure, go ahead grindr open yugioh duel links who cares anymore

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@god_brane “Free beer, tomorrow!” Gets me every time!

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@DaSkrubKing Ah yes simply don’t prick your finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel. It’s literally that easy.

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@nominalthoughts “School doesn’t teach critical thinking it just teaches how to be cogs in the machine”

“I wish school taught me how to pay taxes and get a mortgage”

-complaints from basically the same people

[Owen @ohwhenborpo]

@spargles “until every drop of blood drawn with the lash shall be paid by another drawn with the sword”- a guy who totally didn’t want to end slavery