Escape Goat

“From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere.”

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I am the Andy Dufresne of discreetly dropping shit my kids pick up and hand me on walks.

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@TerpRecruiting Sad thing is, Locks has genuinely made strides on the recruiting side, but it just hasn’t translated to the field. The results are unacceptable. It’s time for a change.

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@relishdaddy But - hear me out - what if they did a Mike Elias bobblehead giveaway? 🤔

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@PigTownSports I’m bummed they haven’t locked him up given that he seems to want to be here and has been one of the best LHP in the game for the better part of two seasons.

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@OriolesFanRyan Must win game. Get Ubaldo up.

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@twill_94 Fantastic window. Lots of tactical options and a proper bench.

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@kylenewbould Or would Ampadu maybe drop into the back here?

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@PigTownSports But Pete’s hammy 😬

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@birdlandminute He’s no Ben McDonald

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@afkostka Welcome back to Baltimore, Jake Rogers

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@realbenmcdonald @OriolesFanRyan Never tagged him. Awful.

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@Jim22Palmer @BNolch13 @MLB @realbenmcdonald This is the inevitable outcome of the launch angle obsession - sacrificing BA for HR

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@zane07701840 10th

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@MrROSSii1990 Suspect it’s Lienou as LB cover with Justin stepping in for Gabby (or sometimes Bournaw in a back 4)

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@PastTheEyeTest Big fan already. The speed, the arm, the OBP. Excited to see what he’s got.

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@PastTheEyeTest Could absolutely happen. Gunnar’s failure to be GUNNAR this year, when the team is built on the idea that he is a superstar, is the single biggest reason they are sellers in Aug. 3 instead of in a playoff spot.

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@PastTheEyeTest Also need guys like Cowser, Mayo, Beavers, and eventually Westburg to step up. The opportunity should be there now.

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@PigTownSports It’s retooling on the fly. Adley was kinda redundant with Basallo signed long term, so you’ve freed up some DH at-bats. Add an OF and a bullpen piece, plug Bassitt into the rotation and see what happens.

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@PigTownSports So when do we start buying?? 😵‍💫