JoelOilsteen

I speak directly to god, from the oil patch. please donate

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@WTIBull My #Child, California has already been #ShutDown because the only thing keeping us alive is #MakinHole!

#NGMI #Prosperity #EFT
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[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

Repent my #Children!

Nat Gas could still go to Zero!

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#Prosperity
#EFT

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@upandtotherigh5 Neva goina get me!

#Prosperity

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@WampumMining @elonmusk We roll deep

#Prosperity

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@parkertankus My Child! Martin Short would be the most #Blessed of my children if he were to play me in Movie!

#Prosperity #Bullish
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[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@maoknyaz @CTVCalgary Umm, I got a family doctor in 10 minutes last month. Everything here is fine, not sure what you're going on about?

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@IMACTUALLYGOD1 @JFracson @EFTwife @Albertagarbage @Lyndsey5280 @wtxwife @NewsFinOil @wtxoil @DealSledz @ediekollling @WTIBull As God's appointed liason between him and the Oilpatch I can assure everyone that this is an imposter God.

Thou shalt tongue punch fart boxes I was said and god said THIS IS GOOD.

#Prosperity #Oilsteen #EFT

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@JustinTrudeau But you'd be ok with it if it were unvaccinated people who got shot eh?

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@ctvedmonton What a stud

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

#Preach

#EFT #Prosperity
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[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@wolfofwalkerst @OfsExec @_sem_yyc @jendubayevans @energy_cruncher I #Bless the boards of many #ShitCos with my presence!

#Prosperity #JoelOilsteen
#EFT

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

This man is an IMPOSTER #EFT

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

My Children! I'm coming out of retirement to bless @bucket_well and @sand_frac in their battle against the scourge of @Chevron! May they need a red bucket to handle the blood spilled in this epic conflict!

#Prosperity #EFT
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[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@FracSlap @pickeringenergy People don't just follow you around making accounts about whatever it is that you say.

[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@landonhowell My Child! Blessed art those who LEAVE MY COUSIN ALONE! He hath not been purified with #CrudeOil as I have been but he TRIES HIS BEST!

#Prosperity #EFT
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[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@FracSlap @shalesurvivor @elonmusk @FracSlap I am the twitter manifestation of your #Conscience! I return to remind you that you have #Betrayed your followers! You must be purified by #Smoking a #Pound!
#PoundGate

#Prosperity #EFT
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[JoelOilsteen @oilsteen]

@FracSlap @shalesurvivor @elonmusk My #Child! #Dishonesty doesn't pay! The entirety of my #Flock knows that you have not #Smoked the #Pound! #PoundGate

#Prosperity #EFT
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@Oilfield_Rando My #Child! That only applies to #DodgeRam's!

#Prosperity #EFT
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@StreetBomber #Delightful! One of my most #Blessed creatures! Almost as #Blessed as the #Strippers of #Midland!

#Prosperity #EFT
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@stephersd3 @DWildcatters @FracSlap @JacobCorley @nimblephatty @littlecaesars My #Child! #Repent while there is still time! #Follow the #Good #Shepherd and ye shall dwell in the home of #PodcastsThatPeopleActuallyListenTo!

#Prosperity #EFT
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