Lady

I misspell every tweet, and I'm not apologing for it.

[Lady @okanyways]

I met my friend at the bar tonight, right as he saw me he screams, “WHERES CHUBBY!” Later that night as he’s being kicked out of the bar, “IL PAY CHILD SUPPORT YOU CANT HIDE HIM FOREVER.” Chubby is my dog.

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

you should be able to call off work for having teeth falling out dreams the night before

[sol 💗 @soleisdaylight]

goodnight time to check and make sure all my sims are where they’re supposed to be <3

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

i’m not even trying to be funny they dead ass look like mermaid man and barnacle boy

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

stop telling me my thoughts and feelings are ~valid~ when they are almost all shitty and unproductive.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

it sounds unbelievable but it’s true, some people truly don’t realize that they make every topic of conversation about them. they won’t ask you how you’re doing or feeling but expect and feel entitled to that level of interest in their lives from you.

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

reconnecting with people who show no signs of change since the last time y’all spoke is crazy. zero character development & no growth. that’s why you have to leave people where they at.

[kemi @kemimarie]

dreams will really tell you all the tea you didnt really ask for.

[30 Year Old Napkin Destroyer @__godshapedhole]

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

[trash jones @jzux]

the best part of fourth of july is getting so drunk you forget you have to live in america

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You know what it never was? That serious!

[lucía ౨ৎ @eyretartt]

twitter doesn’t work so if you want to reach me please send me a handwritten love letter

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Therapy isn’t enough I need to fight a Republican

[idiot babe @goldfishbabe101]

having exactly 2 cocktails and going to the movies alone is the pinnacle of human existence. life is perfect and so am i

[Lady @okanyways]

nothing has changed. and that’s why my bio remains.

[carolyn @ballerguy]

Every time I get a new like on hinge I have to mentally prepare myself to see the ugliest man I have ever seen in my entire life

[Lady @okanyways]

@LoweLife_ they eventually will need you 😂

[Lady @okanyways]

fuck jimmy pesto hahaha

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Bob's Burgers’ actor Jay Johnston, who played Jimmy Pesto, has been arrested and charged for his involvement in the January 6 Capitol attack.

[Lady @okanyways]

When I heard about Celsius lawsuit early this year I looked up every receipt I spent on them and filed them. I actually got paid today from it 😂

[Lady @okanyways]

everytime i listen to my own playlist and it’s been awhile i’m like “wow whoever made this is fucking awesome”