Okay I'm a bitch

My life is a joke.... Oh and I'm a bitch

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

I found another Grey hair.... #gettingold

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@Mondie74 hahhaaha!!! Thats great!!! :p

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ZeeBeePants that sounds like a plan to me!

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

Waiting to pick up my kids from school and I quickly realize birth control should be handed out to the masses.... no choice just take it

[Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9]

If you see a woman in a grocery store who has a box of tampons, a bottle of wine, & chocolate stay far away from her. She will eat you alive

[Busted Flip Flops @GrillinChillin9]

Walmart: America's biggest freak show.

[Tampa Comedians @TampaComedians]

1. Write tweet about how "that Hansel is so hot right now."

2. Leave in draft folder for 50 years until he's anything but.

3. Tweet it.

[truth'n soul is dead @mrtruthandsoul]

Twitter is the government's elaborate plan to keep us all off the streets

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

Fuck im drunk

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

Thank you for yet another legend.... wait for it.... ary night!!! @russellboydtx #drunktweet

[Valerie Gameson @ValLikesRon]

@okayimabitch you talk a mean game! Bet you ain't about shit!

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

On our way to Dallas to fuck up @ValLikesRon be ready fool!!!

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ZeeBeePants lol sure am!!!

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ValLikesRon happy birthday fucker

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ValLikesRon im gonna get you fucked up!!! #daterape

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ValLikesRon well you know I love you!!! Im even thinking about bringing aimee with me!!! #sisterlove

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ValLikesRon me bitch!!!!! Im gonna take your ass out!! Trust me you need it!!! :p

[Okay I'm a bitch @okayimabitch]

@ValLikesRon guess who's coming to visit you on your birthday tomorrow!?!?!?!?