Deprenis McMurray

Author, father, former small business attorney.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@Ramshaofficial @plastikmaiden1 You have some nerve asking that question! Gosh.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@Ramshaofficial @plastikmaiden1 We started calling you "Slamsha" for like a week because you kept calling us up completely slammed and trying to prank call us. We knew it was you the whole time.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@Ramshaofficial @plastikmaiden1 Ramsha, I used to think you were honorable until you called me and my brother up drunk at 3 in the morning and told us that story about how they threw you out of the Dave and Busters for throwing a high heel, and you kept calling me "Dennis."

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@AviMayer Hey, Bibi's kid has cozied up to neo-nazis. Not too farfetched. The world has changed.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@TITKINGBULLSHIT You called me and my brother the f slur.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@TITKINGBULLSHIT So then don't promote the talking points of the CIA, or retaliation against Russia, when you don't know anything about the region. You should focus on something you can change, like the USA's genocide in Yemen.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@TITKINGBULLSHIT I'm sorry, "help" Ukraine? So you're cool with NATO and CIA soft coups? Is that because of your FIRST WORLD PRIVILEGE?

You are not European. You don't get to speak on this.

Sit. Down.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@Toukoha @Prague_Tony @EbeSZNV3 @IAMannalynnemcc This didn't take any thought or effort, this is literally a freshman-comp-level attempt at profundity. A 9th grader could have written something more meaningful and evocative. This is just some dumb rich white lady thinking the world revolves around her.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@OriginalCanman @katebarstool @IAMannalynnemcc @BRANDONLEAKEAgt What you don't understand is that the target audience isn't necessarily more simple-minded people such as yourself. One was done sincerely and without any self-awareness, and the other one is a self-aware parody. You child.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@IAMannalynnemcc He's just going to laugh at this, you dopey broad. You're not profound, you're annoying.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

Freddie Mercury materially supported explicitly fundamentalist elements within the Mujahideen.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@PamPjkiko @galswguitars202 @Rachel_Dillin I'm in society lady, I'm just not a fn dumbass for attention lol.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@BeeBronte @BlkWomenPhoto Here's an idea: Jar Jar Gabor. It's like a combination of the Star Wars character Jar Jar Binks and the acclaimed 1950s actress and sex symbol Zsa Zsa Gabor. Let's make it a reality, baby.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@Wardmaryb @1in5advocacy @SchoolChoice22 @ResoluteMama @Energetic_Nova @ORMtnGuy @lazlototh67 @Moms4EDFreedom @OpenschoolsUS @erichhartmann @meredithapaige @CurriculumMatrs @unheardparent @KatieClemency @SteveDoocy @ainsleyearhardt @JohnBayley1 @ED_Sped_Rehab @usedgov Here's an IDEA: denim jewelry. In my day we paid our own way. Maybe if these kids made denim jewelry they could make money for private school. I didn't even have to think that hard about that idea.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@mjkea Hepatitis B and C

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@PamPjkiko @Rachel_Dillin @galswguitars202 She didn’t have legit reasons, she was just an unremarkable lower middle class white lady who could only get attention from others by having a big mouth and speaking on stuff she had no understanding of whatsoever.

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@PamPjkiko @galswguitars202 @Rachel_Dillin Now those babies are either going to fend off rapists and drug dealers in foster care or live with their alcoholic, rapidly aging grandmother. Imagine leaving your kids to that life. What a shitty mom!

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@PamPjkiko @galswguitars202 @Rachel_Dillin It’s true though. It’s always dumb broads who spent weeks going on about vax mandates who end up sucking air through a bag until they croak young and leave their kids sobbing and motherless. Take care!

[Deprenis McMurray @old_costamado]

@PamPjkiko @galswguitars202 @Rachel_Dillin The poetry of life is that your nasty unwashed behind is probably going to get it, give it to one of the children in your family and then they will die.