misanthropic anthropologist

2 hot 2 handle 2 cold 2 hold

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

To knuck is human, to buck is divine

[carpet o’haira @flat_snake]

My girl needs me to open pickle jars but I need her tiny hands to get the Pickles out

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

look spurs in 2027 I love my boys I’m so fucking proud of them but also nobody talk to me for like two or three days ok

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

The spurs should know I’m postpartum and losing is very bad for my psyche

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

Tummy hoitsssssss

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

@QuriousityKills @gran_archist @downbadcomment That’s Anne Hathaway show some respect

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

@gran_archist @QuriousityKills @downbadcomment No and uhhhhh what the fuck

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Some of y’all aren’t scared enough about running out of potable water. We need it to survive, our pets and farms do too. Data centres are using it up and wasting it. They project we could run out by 2039. Thirteen years. Stop asking AI questions, it’s not worth it.

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

Sports is so good 🥲

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

What’s most important is that the guys have fun and honestly wemby is the only one smiling so

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

I forgot that being a sports fan is actually kind of torturous

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

Also dior is French what

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

The concept of “my mayor is Muslim my bagels are Jewish my Christian Dior knicks in 4” is cool but actually really bothers me bc it’s close to a parallel structure but isn’t, and almost has a rhythm but doesn’t, and doesn’t follow a rhyme pattern so it’s actually so unsatisfying

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

Good try tho, go spurs

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

@lessthanpleased Not Shanghai lol

[ૐ @BirkinAura]

actually your community IS coming to save you, people are going to show up for you, love is going to find you, strangers are going to be like angels, the world conspires for your highest good

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

@okay_connie 🙌🙏🤲

[carpet o’haira @flat_snake]

The last name is bid like eBay and dick like Craigslist

[misanthropic anthropologist @oldbagofbones]

@flat_snake @BonnieBiddick that’s not even accounting for all the people with a third nipple

[carpet o’haira @flat_snake]

Ladies love juul k