Pösëïdön🌊

Make me one with everything.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task?

A: A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

If Leo can get Cameron Diaz in Gangs of New York, I can do anything.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

What is the W is “whore” doing?

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

u should quit ur job and follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Hey Jared, how are you?

Me:

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Right on time as always Tennessee

[FOX13 Memphis @FOX13Memphis]

BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee. https://t.co/AadakHWGdh

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

Exhale negativity. Inhale hashbrowns.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Waffle House is good af. I wonder if they’d let me franchise one in Minneapolis? @WaffleHouse hit me up.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Road Trip Ready

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

There are basically two types of "electronic music guy"

[laurinha 🦠 @ecto_fun]

sometimes me and my cat do this thing where i smoke some weed and he has some catnip and then we just stare at each other like this

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Daydreaming about things I can barely remember anymore.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

If we are bringing back stuff from the 90s can we do boom bap instead of techno.

Hip Hop sucks now and I’m old.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Google: you need to put in your password

Me: k

G: now prove that it’s you, here’s an email code

Me: k

G: SOMEONE LOGGED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

Me: mhm

[Zac 🍒 Compact Disc HQ @World0fEcho]

I don’t care if your independent / college radio show has 4 listeners, you’re doing god’s work by playing the freak shit

[LN @abernothing]

@jzux five should be considered an even number

[Robert Komaniecki @Komaniecki_R]

boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

Palm rules.

[Pösëïdön🌊 @oldirtyjetpack]

I like when a song is like a sweater I can put on.