Pam

[Pam @oldmanpam]

@Mrbankstips @Mrbankstips stake isn’t allowed in the uk , some of us wants to join the 2odds daily bookings , is there a chance the comment could be opened when you drop it and someone assist in converting it, just saying

[jay ® @Jayydeennn]

twitter will always be your best app if you're single, funny or just depressed

[ỌMỌ́TÁRÁ LAWRENCE @theladymotara]

I’m at that stage of adulthood where canceling plans feels like winning the lottery.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Congratulations to those who found partners who believe in building & staying loyal to one person. That's rare in this generation.

[Pam @oldmanpam]

@olanrewajuAwe1 @jas_d_barbie

[ℂ𝕖𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 𝔾𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕚♊️ @iSlayed_Goliath]

Being on time is a form of respect.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

My phone been on mute for years… I don’t like all the noise😂😂😂

[D @MoonlitStep]

the older you get the more exciting an empty schedule starts to look

[Zayn🥀 @Communicatorzai]

Idk man but I have this cr@zy feeling that everything will work out

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Arguing with me is pointless, i knew I was wrong 20 min ago. You just look hot when you're mad.

[thätniggä♰ @thatnigga_frfr]

manipulation final boss😭✌🏾

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Gist full timeline yesterday
Gist full timeline today

Be like this week wan sweet oh.

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Normalize demoting friends back to acquaintances.

You’re cool, but you’re not my friend nomo.

[Chef Human™ @WildChefHuman]

“aww you remembered" of course I did, I’m madly in love with you, dammit

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Marriage is when a wife wakes her husband up in the middle of the night and tells him to roll over because his snoring is keeping her up.

While husbands allow their wives to continue sleeping even when her snoring is keeping him awake. But he records her because she will deny it in the morning and he’ll need the video evidence.

[Hamilton @hamiltonawah]

The thing about this is that their response has a greater chance of making you resentful quicker.

[No Scorpio Slander @jeandoughh]

Spelled someones name wrong in an email and they responded spelling my name wrong. Respect ✊