jansport dunkin

callie!!!! weathered sea captain

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

(sitting on a couch staring at a tv that’s playing a compilation of every decision I’ve ever made)

Ah, a testament to my feebleness.

Oh I remember this one, my feebleness was guiding me.

Interesting, how feeble of me.

Yep. Testament to my feebleness.

Feeble again, of course

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

@zoeeeeeeezoe i need to see the script.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

i saw goody proctor with the devil. i was hanging out with one of the devil's friends from high school at the time. we went on one okay date and we've been texting but idk its kind of fizzling.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

protein powder is a miraculous invention because not only does it make an otherwise delicious smoothie taste like shit, it also smells weird.

[zoë @zoeeeeeeezoe]

many thought dead salmon on the head was just another microtrend, but it's proving to be a timeless classic. don't be afraid to pull out this staple piece!

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

@zoeeeeeeezoe only one dealbreaker. it HAS to be in america.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

when they film an episode of house hunters international do you think they have to tell one person to be a miserable evil freak bitch the entire time or do they do that intuitively

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

@zoeeeeeeezoe stairs aren't good because our schnauzer, Bo, is arthritic. if there's room for my elderly mother that's great but no worries if not, a trampoline room is more important.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

@zoeeeeeeezoe my wife has a job but i actually want to live by the beach. and im willing to do anything to tank this marriage.

[WikiVictorian @wikivictorian]

The Lantern Bearers, by American painter Maxfield Parrish (1908). Crystal Bridges Museum of American Art.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

the muppets are so real to me that even when i see a muppet with a muppeteer attached to them it doesn't register as a puppet to me. like yeah that's just the guy who hangs out underneath kermit. that's normal.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

overdrafting at vons

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

im gonna say something. snoopy is fucking adorable.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

why would you use ai to show me a video of natalie imbruglia's different haircuts over the years. why are you showing me this. im sure she looked great i dont care i didnt need you to use the energy equivalent of fifty MRIs to show me this.

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

@ALEXF0RREST @lunch_enjoyer @neilllynskey neill looking handsome in his suit!

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

when desmond from LOST is on another tv show its like oh my god its desmond from LOST

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

it honestly scares me how late sweetgreen stays open

[jansport dunkin @oldpalcal]

@lunch_enjoyer @ALEXF0RREST i was riveted by this