A Pimp Named Pheman

Cashapp: $pheman country boy, father, husband, and full time sports junkie. oil and gas. Texas born and raised. Texans, Houston Cougars, Astros.

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

This did not age well #nykvssas #nbafinals #basketball #knicks

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

Y’all are stupid if you do this

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Try using @Grok for your taxes!

[The Cake Lady @got_cake]

So much magic 😍

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[JoeBucsFan @JoeBucsFan]

Antoine Winfield did nothing to suppress the beliefs that the Bucs let Nick Chubb score late. His repeated answer was, “It was a great run.”

[The Menace 🥷 @charlestonwhyt]

Charleston White goes off on a man who thinks Charlie Kirk was similar to Martin Luther King! 😳

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

So just to keep up: you do NOT have to bake a cake for a gay wedding and requiring you to do so is a violation of your constitutional rights but you DO have to print out fliers for a Charlie Kirk vigil or the government will prosecute you?

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

"I had to be in that meeting with him and pretend like we don't talk every day of the week."

@JJWatt on having to keep it formal in production meetings with @_TJWatt ahead of the Week 1 matchup

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

Doing everything except releasing them files.

[Reuters @Reuters]

Trump said he was putting Washington's police department under federal control and ordering the National Guard to deploy to the city to combat what he said was a wave of lawlessness, despite statistics showing that violent crime hit a 30-year low in 2024 https://t.co/78Nk8Qdl73

[Roderick Kutch aka Jedi Master Yugo @Satyrnine]

@TheRickWilson

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

@TerrillCharming I hope his dumbass signed his contract before marriage.

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

Don’t let this distract you from the Epstein files.

[Face The Nation @FaceTheNation]

BREAKING: The Secret Service denied multiple requests for extra security on Trump's 2024 campaign, a Senate report shows.

Sen. Rand Paul, the author of a Secret Service report on the Trump assassination attempt, joins @FaceTheNation at 10:30 a.m. ET. https://t.co/TSI52ndI0P

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

A point that MAGA needs to learn:

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you.

[onyxx @ihyonyxx]

using a condom and still pulling out, call that 2 factor authentication

[DIME @dlathesis]

A person raised off love & a person raised off survival sees the world differently.

[Jim Koenigsberger @Jimfrombaseball]

In the early days of Coach Bobby Bowden's tenure at Florida State, it was still allowed to bring boosters on a recruiting trip, so Bowden pitched Burt Reynolds on a plan.
There was a kid from Ohio that Bowden wanted to sign, the son in a single-parent home. So the pair flew up for a visit, with Bobby Bowden selling the kid on Florida State while Burt Reynolds wooed the mom.
"The kid ended up going to Notre Dame, and the mother came to Florida State."

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

@Reggie_FBK @JudusMaximus Who dat? I been in a cave for 10 yrs

[A Pimp Named Pheman @oldpuddylover]

This administration and frankly the US govt has shown time and time again that they ain’t shit.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

KABAS: “according to sources within FEMA, “barely any staff” have been deployed, Acting FEMA Administrator David Richardson “is nowhere to be found.”

“if this is how they are going to do a major hurricane response, people are fucked.”

https://t.co/BGWnN8AA9A