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Yis

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@jayforeman Inordinately

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@DFS my sofa arrived but it can't be assembled as the barrels haven't been drilled into the frame. Been told it takes 11 days for someone to come out. It's just not good enough. Quite dangerous with kids in the house too...

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Fun science fact: at any given time, if you kiss yourself in a mirror, there is a very high chance Neill deGrasse Tyson is doing the exact same thing.

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"Ah, I used to love plunging to my death from a glass bridge as a child" - the old man in Squid Game probably

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Irn bru is banana flavour and now you know this you will never untaste it.

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The secret big curry doesn't want you to know: all restaurants have 3 vats of curry of varying spice which cover the entire menu

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Between Huel and HelloFresh you can almost entirely eliminate one of life's joys

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@jrooji Hi, Starling Bank

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If tea is leaf juice and coffee is bean juice, we can only infer that there is an undiscovered stick juice

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There has to be a better way than throwing out your dirty dishes after every meal

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@ThePhantomAbyss

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Imagine having a bad day and someone takes a picture of you for a fictitious story for LinkedIn likes

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@jrooji Just mute the tv

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It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
It's the lifetime ban from Chester zoo

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@nickawde How about not unjustly lowering any grades of any child, regardless of whether they go to a 'good postcode' school?

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@MathodmanTV @FallGuysOwl It's not about the game working properly or not, it's the balance of knowing how much to spend on servers. I don't think the devs were expecting this many players, so they're working to up their capacity.

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@Tobiantr @FallGuysGame

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@EthanUtt Are you trying to accrue interest

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@HaloTopCreamery just opened two strawberry cheesecake ice cream sticks and they are cinnamon flavour! Not mad just thought you should know

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Are you guys saying boo or boo-ris?